Showing posts with label Exams SMS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Exams SMS. Show all posts
Monday, 27 April 2015

How To Sove MSQs

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How to solve MCQs in a test/exam.....? . . . . . . . . . Solve them with .. .. . Akar bakar bambe bo, assi nave pore so.. ;)
Tuesday, 21 April 2015

Bohat Saray Log Magar Akelapan

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Dost: Kisi aisi jagah ka naam batao jahan bohat saray log hon phir bhi tum akely feel karo..? . . . . . . . . . Dosra Dost: . . Examination ...
Sunday, 15 March 2015

Honey Singh Exam Version

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Yo! Yo Honey Singh Exam Version For Students.. Books se door main bhi hoon majboor, Dil ko sataye ye datesheet ka noor.. Haa baat ye sachi a...
Sunday, 4 May 2014

Exam mein hath ki diagram

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Student examination hall mein betha answer sheet pe apna panja bana raha tha.. Teacher: Paper mein hath ki diagram ka koi question nahi.. St...
Tuesday, 7 January 2014

Ishara Ho Nahi Sakta

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Bohut Nazdeek Ho K Bhi Wo Itna Door Hai Mujh Se.. .. Ishara Ho Nahi Sakta, Pukara Ja Nahi Sakta. . . Tashreeh: . Shayer Is Waqt Exam De Raha...
Sunday, 22 December 2013

Agar Hand Writing Ki Bat Ki Jaye

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Agar Hand Writing Ki Bat Ki Jaye tou Exams K Last 15 Minutes main . . . . Har student me doctor ki aatma aa jati hai :D
Saturday, 7 December 2013

If a tough paper comes in exam

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If a tough paper comes in exam.. . Just close ur eyes 4 a moment,  take a deep breath  &  say loudly: . . This is a very interesting su...
Wednesday, 27 November 2013

Tum pura saal nahin parhte

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Bachay ki maa Bachay say: Tum pora Saal Nahin Parhte Or Exams ate hi Kitabon Mein Lag jate Ho ? Bacha: Because Lehron ka sukoon Sabhi ko pas...
Friday, 25 October 2013

Bachy examination hall mein

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Bachy examination hall my bethey they, examiner bohat strict tha cheating nahin karne de raha tha ek bachy ne chit likh k examiner ko di. Ex...
Monday, 30 September 2013

2 Nalaik Exam K Baad

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2 Nalaik Exam k baad: 1st:Ye paper konsa tha? 2nd:Maths ka 1st:Matlab tu paper kar k aya hy. 2nd:Nae yar! Sath wali larki k paas Calculator ...
Monday, 30 May 2011

The thing which is never complete

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The thing which is never complete called... . . . . . . . . . Syllabus :P:D
Saturday, 14 May 2011

Insan wahi hai jo dosron k kaam aaye

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Teacher: Insan wahi hai jo dosron k kaam aaye. Student: Per exam mein na tou aap hamare kaam aatey hain na dosron ko aanay dete hain... tou ...

Tomorrow is my exam

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our Attitude: Tomorrow is my exam but I don't care because a single sheet of paper can't decide my future.

Aj ek or din dhal gaya

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Taras taras k baraste hain mere aansoo roz k aaj ek or din dhal gaya chapter k pages gintey gintey.
Saturday, 7 May 2011

Funniest Situation

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*Funniest Situation* We have no idea what to write in tha paper & the teacher comes & says: "Plz hide your answer sheet" :...
Saturday, 23 April 2011

Har student k sar k taj hota hai 33 marks

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Har student k sar k taj hota hai 33marks, Board ka ashirvad hota hai 33marks 33marks ki qeemat tum kya jano 'Parliment walo' Har fai...
Friday, 4 March 2011

Why we sometimes write etc

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Why we sometimes write "etc" in exams? Because it means E-End of T-Thinking C-Capacity But teacher won't ever understands our ...
Thursday, 3 March 2011

Before Exam

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Before Exam: Boy: Best of luck. Girl: Best of luck. After exam: Girl got 90% marks and Boy got 20% marks. Moral: Larkay dil se dua detay hai...

Din bemaza, ratain besur

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Din BeMaza,,, Ratain BeSur,,, Har Pal Be-chaini,,, Main ne pocha DIL se Keya mjhy PYAR hoa hai... DIL ne kaha :: "NA BACHAY RESULT ke j...

World's Best Feeling

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World's Best Feeling- It cums when we see a very wonderful question paper in exams hall And we smile at each other & say. : : : : ...