Boy on a date in BMW car: Maine tumse ek baat chupayi hai Girl: Kya? Boy: I am already married Girl: Tumne to mujhe dara diya tha, main samj...

Larki: Main kal tum se milne nahi aa sakti. Larka: Chalo main tumhara gift kisi or ko de deta hun. . . Larki: Mera matlab tha kal nahi aa sa...

Many crushes and flirts are better than one true love bcoz monopoly is always damaging, and competition improves efficiency! Pure economic ...

Husband & wife dono dinner k liye gae to 1 larki ne hello kaha.. Wife: Kon thi ye? Husband: Tum dimagh kharab mat karo! Abhi usko bhi ba...

If u ever broke up wid ur lover, Dn't b upset... Bcoz= Light aur Lover aani jaani cheezain hai.......!!

*How to identify who's flirting you & who loves U? The 1 who is flirting talks only about love, But... The 1 who really loves U talk...

I Loved Sum1, But Sum1 Broke My Heart Into Pieces, & Now Every Piece Of My Heart Loves Sum1, And People Call Me A Flirt:-

"Height Of Badluck" . . A person who dials a number (written with lipstick on a phone booth) . And........ His wife receives the p...

Girl is like Computer virus She enter's in our Life Scan our pockets Transfer our memory Edit our Mind Download her Problems Delete our ...

REMEMBER No matter how bad you are, You are not totally useless You can still be used... as a... . . . . BAD EXAMPLE

Boy: Suit acha pehna hai Girl:Thanks Boy:lipstik bohut achi lagai hai Girl:Thanks Boy:makeup b bohut acha kia hai Girl:Thanks "BHAI...

Love is an illusion! It's a highly dependency disorder of weak hearted people . . . . . . . . People with strong hearts believe in Flirt...

Only 10% Girls Play Games Like.... Tennis Football Caroms Cricket etc.... Because 90% Girls Play With The Life Of Boys So Be Careful.