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Pagal Hain Wo Log Jo

Pagal Hain Wo Log Jo
14th February Ko Propose karte hain..

Meri Maano tou
1st April ko propose karo..
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Maan gayi tou COOL
warna
Keh dena Baji April FOOL.. ;)

Such ka Saamna

Welcome to
"Such ka Saamna"

Jawab sirf 1 word mein dena hai
Haan ya Naa

Sawal hai..
Kya aap k ghar wale jaante hain
k aap Nafsiyati ho..? :/ ;)

Pepsi Ya Mirinda

Father: Beta ek cold drink ki bottle lete ana
Son: Pepsi ya Mirinda?
Father: Pepsi.
Son: Plastic ya Glass wali bottle?
Father: Plastic.
Son: Choti ya bari?
Father: Nahin chahiye, bas Pani pilado.
Son: Sada ya Namak mila hua?
Father: Sada.
Son: Thanda ya Garam?
Father: Chal ja warna mardunga.
Son: Chappal ya rod se?
Father: Janwar kahin k...
Son: Konsa Dog ya Donkey?
Father: Ja mere samny se hat ja.
Son: Slow ya Fast?
Father: Mery hathon mar jayega.
Son: Chaqu ya Gun sy?
Father: Chaqu sy.
Son: Zabah karogy ya de marogy?
Father: Abey ja, B.P high horaha hai mera.
Son: Doctor ko bulaoon ya Doctor k paas chalen?
Father: Doctor k paas chalty hain.
Son: Dr. Shahid ya Dr. Manzoor?
Father: Dr. Shahid.
Son: Rikshaw ya Car main?
Father: Car main.
Son: Apni wali ya Taxi mai?
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Father: Maaf kardy beta, 
kuch bhi nahin chahiye. 
Mujhy piyas hi nahin lagi.
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Son: Tum bhi na abba, 
itni dair se aiwin time waste kia. ;)

Zalzala mehsoos howa

Zalzala mehsoos howa?
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Is Jumle ki English bata do.
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Hahahahahahaha.
Forward karo 80 % log phoche ge k kub. ;)

Aap ko sirf aap ko

Humne
Ap ko
Sirf
Ap ko
Aray
Aap ko
Sachi
Aap ko
Sunniy to
Aap ko
O G
Aap ko
Han G
Aap ko
G--G
Aap ko
O ho G
Aap ko
Hello G
Aap ko
Sirf or sirf
Aap ko
Hamesha
Aap ko
Dear
Aap ko
Janab
Aap ko
Badshao
Aap ko
Sohneo
Aap
ko
Qasam sy
Aap ko
Thek
samjhe
Aap ko
Aray Baba
Aap ko
G han
Aap ko
Main ny kaha na
Aap ko
bs
aap ko
Han g bs Aap hi ko
tang
karna tha.. ;)

Bhai yahan load nahi mil raha

Bhai Yahan load nai mil raha.
50 ka load karwa den
acha to nahi lag rha mgr majburi hai. Plz

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from
Sabiq Sadar
ASIF ALI ZARDARI
Msg frward kro 
jitna aa jaye apki Qismat 
or 
ap b kbi adha sms par liya karo.. ;)
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Us larki ka number do jaldi

Us larki ka number do jaldi.








Ye msg sab doston ko send karo
90% pura message parhe baghair
he reply karen ge k kiska No. ;)

Is text message mein se W X or Z delete karen

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Is text message mein se
W X or Z delete karen
aik V.I.P SMS milega.. :)

Load kar lo card

4485701181300

Load kar lo card.

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Kya huwa nahi load ho raha?

Kamal hai jab may ne kiya

tab tou ho gaya tha...

Tawajjo farmaiye

Tawajjo farmaiye

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Tawajjo farmanay ka shukria

Ab aaram farmayen

Apni pasand ka number choose karein

Apni pasand ka number choose karein.
10
20
30
40
50
60
70
80
90
100
Aur
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Uthna balance
mere number pe easyload karwa dain. ;)

Dimaagh tou set hay tumhara

Dimaagh tou set hay tumhara
zara soch samajh k msg kia karo
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Ye Msg sub ko send karo
aur dekho kitno ka reply ata hay

Ek minut, wait

1 minut
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Wait
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Wait
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Wait
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Cool
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Relax
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Ok
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Ready
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Start
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5
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2
1
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Now
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Kardo Delete..

Agar koi aap k paas aaye or kahey

Agar koi aap k paas aaye or kahey
"Tum bewakoof ho"
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Tou koi lamha zaya mat karna
usko garden se pakarna or kehna...
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Ye baat apny tak rakhna

Dil ki baat kehne ka

Dil ki baat kehne ka sub se
behtar din kaunsa hota hay?
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Guess?
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Guess?
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Simple 1st April
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Agar baat ban gai tou cool
Warna keh do
April Fool

Kal 125 logon ko bewakoof banaya

Kal 125 logon ko bewakoof banaya
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Kese.....?
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Neeche dekho

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Bus
Aise hi

126 ho gaye. haha

Choose A Hand

Choose A Hand..
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Left
Right
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Then I will tell you K ap
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Mere kaun sy hath sy chamaat khaenge

Koi dost ho to tum jaisa

Koi dost ho to tum jaisa
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Koi chahnay wala ho to tum jaisa
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Koi dil se pyara ho to tum jaisa
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Pata nahi q sab mujhse yahi kehtay hein. :P

Tum say koe kahay k tum

Agar
Tum say koe kahay k tum,
Smart ho,
Genius ho,
Attractive ho,
Tou...
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To us k monh par zor say
"Thappar"
Maro aur kaho
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Febrary mein
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April fool

Ek kaam kar yaara

Ek kaam kar yaara!





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is msg ko delete karde.

 
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