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Showing posts with label Funny Poetry SMS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny Poetry SMS. Show all posts

Na Jeenay Ki Tamana

Na Jeenay Ki Tamana,
Na Marnay Ka Khof..
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The Number You Have Dialed
Is Powered Off.. ;) :D

Kyun Mera Dil Dukhate Ho

Kyun Mera Dil Dukhate Ho,,
Kyun Mujhse Har Baat Chupate Ho..

Mera Tou Dil Hi Toot Gya
Ye Sun Kar
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Tum Gore Honey K Liye
Surf Excel Se Nahate Ho.. :P :D

Dard Dilon K Kam Ho Jatey

Dard Dilon K Kam Ho Jatey
Agar
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Kuch Rishtedaron K
Munh Band Ho Jatey.. ;) :D

Khud Ko Waqt Ka Sikandar Samjho

Jo Mil Gaya Usey Muqadar Samjho,
Khud Ko Waqt Ka Sikandar Samjho

Kyon Darte Ho Ghum K Tufaanon Se,
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Ghum Ko Kelay(Banana) Ka Darakht
aur
Khud Ko Bandar Samjho.. :P

Mujhe Mehbooba Se Milne Ka Bara Shoq Tha

Mujhe Mehbooba Se Milne Ka Bara Shoq Tha
Ak Din Likh Dia Khat Usko

Wo Bholi Bhali Smjh Na Ski PYAR Ko
De Dia Khat Apne Bhai ijaaz Ko

Me Ne Darya Ki Boht Brri Maoj Dekhi
Jb Apne Peche ijaaz Ki Foj Dekhi

Logon Ne Kaha Kisi Pe Azaab Aya Hai
Dil Ne kaha
"Bhaag Beta!!! 
Tere Hi khat ka Jwaab Aya Hai... :P :D

Dard Dilon K Kam Ho Jatay

Dard Dilon K Kam Ho Jatay
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Agar 2, 4 din aur
Sardaari Idaray band ho jatay.. :P ;)


Naraz kion hotay ho

Naraz kion hotay ho
chale jatay hain teri mehfil se
Dost
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Jahan Biryani Aalu ki ho,
wahan hum ruka bhi nahi karte.. ;) :/

Kitni Chahat Se Likha Tha

Kitni Chahat Se Likha Tha
Tera Naam Deewaro Pe
'Dost'

Shararti Bachon Ne
Agay 'Chor' Likh Diya.. :P
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Yar mind nahi karna
Bachay Man K Sachay ;)

Teri Yaad mein hum itna kho gaye

Teri Yaad mein hum itna kho gaye
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Poty karte karte wahin so gaye.. :P  :D

Bata Raha Hoon Nuqsan-e-Mohabbat

Aaj Bata Raha Hoon Nuqsan-e-Mohabbat
Zara ghor se suno

Na chahat ko had se barhao
Na ishq ko sar pe charhao
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Kinnu khaao
or
Jaan banao.. ;) :P

Teri Yaad mein kho gaye

Teri Yaad mein hum itna kho gaye..
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Potty karte karte wahin so gaye.. :P ;)

Larkiyon ne Zindagi bhar Ghum diye

Larkiyon ne
Zindagi bhar Ghum diye..  :(
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Jitne bhi Number diye
Sab band diye.. :-P

Khaansi Ki Dawa Na Piyo

Khaansi Ki Dawa Na Piyo
tou
Wo TB ban jati hai..

Wah Wah Wah

Khaansi Ki Dawa Na Piyo
tou
Wo TB ban jati hai..

Aur
Girlfriend time pe na badlo
tou
wo BV ban jati hai..  :P ;)

Aitbaar ki Had

Hamaray Aitbaar ki Had
Puchtay ho..?

Lo Suno..

Unhon ne Din ko Raat kaha
hum phir so gaye
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Neend ki Neend
Aitbaar ka Aitbaar :P ;)

Apni oqaat dikhane ki zarorat kya thi

Outstanding Love Poem

Is tarah sataane ki zarurat kya thi,
Kutti, kamini dil ko jalane ki zarurat kya thi

Jo nahi tha ishq tou bhonk deti,
Apni oqaat dikhane ki zarorat kya thi

Maloom tha k ye khuwab toot jaenge,
O manhoos phir neend mein aane ki
zarurat kya thi

Maan lo agar ye yak'tarfa mohabbat thi,
Tou phir
Chuiya k mu wali!
mujhe dekh kar muskurane ki zarurat kya thi.. :P

Ibtada mein masoom

Ibtada mein itna masoom
lagta hai ishq..

Chota sa
Kuttay ka bach ho jese .. :P ;)

Kya karte ho tum

Har koi puchta hai
Kya karte ho tum..

Goya k jese kisi ne
rishta dena ho.. :P

Eshrat ka yun sharmana

Furqat k darkhat pay
Eshrat ka yun sharmana..

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Pehli line samajh mein aaye tou
mujhe bhi samjhana.. :P :D

Tere khayalon mein

Uljhay hain
Tere khayalon mein aise..
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bachay k baal ho jese.. :P :D

 
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