1st friend: O, Yaar
Who is Mr. Xi Jinping?
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2nd: He is Chinese President.
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1st:
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Then who is the original President..:/ :P :D

Indian PM Moodi Has Proved..
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BV ki tension na ho tou
Banda Chaaye wale se
Prime Minister ban sakta hai.. :P :D

Altaf Bhai apni new Book
Falsafa-e-Mohabbat mein
likhtay hain..

"Agar koi tumhen thapar bhi maray
tou bhi uska jawab Phool se do"

Aagay Altaf Bhai
wazahat karte huway likhtay hain..

"Lekin Phool uski Qabar par
ja kar dene hain" :P
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Wah Bhai

What is 3G?
What is the meaning of 3G?

Arts Student:
Wrong question

Commerce student:
This is Physics's question

Medical idea:
No idea

Engineering student:
We can tell you what is 3G
Let
(3G) = G+G+G
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and the meaning of 3G is
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Go Ganjay Go ;)

Mamnoon Hussain ko
President ban'nay ka sab
se bara faida ye huwa k
ab us ko
road par Police tang
nahi karti.. :D :P

Breaking NEWS

1. Match Haarne Ki Zimedaari
Taliban ne qabool kar li hai..
Wazarat e Dakhla

2. Match haarne mein America
ka hath hai.. Siraj ul Haq

3. Hum Match haarne ki riwayat
ko 2 saal mein khatam kar dengay.
Nawaz Sharif

4. Ye hamare khilaf Sazish
ki ja rahi hai..
Rabta Committee

5. Imran Khan or Tahir ul Qadri
ne Match haarne k baad Dharne
ka ailan kar diya..

Pilot: Hum 60 Meel door aur
6000 feet uper hen or petrol nahi,
Help over..
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Control Room:
Kalma Parh Lo
Petrol yahan bhi nahi Ganjay ki
hukoomat hay.. :P

Ek Dehati ne kapre ki Shop kholi,

Usi mein Estate Agency bhi kholi

Shop k samne Tandoor bhi lga liya..
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aur
Shop ka naam rakha
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Roti, Kapra aur Makaan.. :P :/

Kehty Hain..
Jesi Awam Wesy Hukmraan
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Lo btao
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Hum kya ganjay hain.. :P

Kal maine Altaf Bhai se phone pe baat ki.

2 Leaders 1 dusry pe ilzam
laga rehay thay..

1st: Mujhe tou ye bhi pta hai k
tum kis k isharo per nachtay ho..

2nd: Kaminay syasat mein BV
ka kya kaam..? :P

Ek murghi ne 3 anday diye
or dua mangi k
'meri aolaad siasat-daan nikle'

jab 1 anda toota
tou Imran Khan nikla,
2sra anda toota
tou Nawaz shareef nikla
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3sra anda toota he nahi tou
murghi pareshan ho gayi
itne mein anday se awaz aayi..
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Ammi main Altaf Hussain hoon
sirf phone par rabta hoga.. :P :D

Kuta Bili se:
Maano! Load Shedding kab
khatam hogi..?
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Bili:
Mujhe kya pata,
Sher se pucho jis ko
Vote diya tha.. :P

Agar koi karkun ko thapar b maare to
jawab mein osey phool do

If women ruled the world there
would be no wars..
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It would just be a group of
jealous countries, not talking to
each other.. |D |D

14_Aug_2018...!

Judge:
You are Accused of RAPE,
so u r Fined Rs.135,080

A mother in law was explaining work
to her newly wed daughter in law..
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She told her: "I'm home minister as well
as finance minister of this house..
Your father in law is the foreign minister..
My son I mean your husband runs the ministry
of demand and supply and my daughter runs
planning and development ministry..
Now you tell me which ministry would
you like to run..?
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Daughter in law replied instantly with
a cool smile:
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Dear Mother-in-law I'll be the OPPOSITION.. ;) -B

Pakistan hukoomat ko chahiye k
Talibaan se nahi..
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Pakistan cricket team se muzakiraat
kar lay k aakhir
wo kya chahti hay..? :/

Jab se Nawaz Sharif ki hukomat aayi hai
har koi mujhe dekh kar bila waja
lanat q deta hai..?.
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Karachi Zoo ka shair
Samaa TV ko interview dete huwy ro para.. :P :D