1st friend: O, Yaar Who is Mr. Xi Jinping? . 2nd: He is Chinese President. . 1st: . . Then who is the original President..:/ :P :D

Indian PM Moodi Has Proved.. . . . . . . . . . BV ki tension na ho tou Banda Chaaye wale se Prime Minister ban sakta hai.. :P :D

Altaf Bhai apni new Book Falsafa-e-Mohabbat mein likhtay hain.. "Agar koi tumhen thapar bhi maray tou bhi uska jawab Phool se do" ...

What is 3G? What is the meaning of 3G? Arts Student: Wrong question Commerce student: This is Physics's question Medical idea: No idea E...

Mamnoon Hussain ko President ban'nay ka sab se bara faida ye huwa k ab us ko road par Police tang nahi karti.. :D :P

Breaking NEWS 1. Match Haarne Ki Zimedaari Taliban ne qabool kar li hai.. Wazarat e Dakhla 2. Match haarne mein America ka hath hai.. Siraj ...

Pilot: Hum 60 Meel door aur 6000 feet uper hen or petrol nahi, Help over.. . . Control Room: Kalma Parh Lo Petrol yahan bhi nahi Ganjay ki h...

Ek Dehati ne kapre ki Shop kholi, Usi mein Estate Agency bhi kholi Shop k samne Tandoor bhi lga liya.. . aur Shop ka naam rakha . . Roti, Ka...

Kehty Hain.. Jesi Awam Wesy Hukmraan . . . . . Lo btao . . . . Hum kya ganjay hain.. :P

Kal maine Altaf Bhai se phone pe baat ki. Unho ne kaha: Helloooooooooooooooo . koooooooooooooooonn . boooooooooooooooool . Rahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...

2 Leaders 1 dusry pe ilzam laga rehay thay.. 1st: Mujhe tou ye bhi pta hai k tum kis k isharo per nachtay ho.. 2nd: Kaminay syasat mein BV k...

Ek murghi ne 3 anday diye or dua mangi k 'meri aolaad siasat-daan nikle' jab 1 anda toota tou Imran Khan nikla, 2sra anda toota tou ...

Kuta Bili se: Maano! Load Shedding kab khatam hogi..? . Bili: Mujhe kya pata, Sher se pucho jis ko Vote diya tha.. :P

Agar koi karkun ko thapar b maare to jawab mein osey phool do (ALTAF HUSSAIN ki kitab falsafa.e.mohbt se iqtibas) . . Magar . . ? . . ? . . ...

If women ruled the world there would be no wars.. . . It would just be a group of jealous countries, not talking to each other.. |D |D

14_Aug_2018...! . Sadr_e_Pakistan Ne America Ko Imdad Dene Ka Elan Kar Diya . India Ne Pakistan Se Mafi Mang Li . Pakistan Ne Israel Par Qab...

Judge: You are Accused of RAPE, so u r Fined Rs.135,080 Man:My lord why exactly Rs. 1,35,080? Judge: Rs.100,000 for Rape Rs.18,000 GST Rs.7,...

A mother in law was explaining work to her newly wed daughter in law.. . She told her: "I'm home minister as well as finance minist...

Pakistan hukoomat ko chahiye k Talibaan se nahi.. . . Pakistan cricket team se muzakiraat kar lay k aakhir wo kya chahti hay..? :/

Jab se Nawaz Sharif ki hukomat aayi hai har koi mujhe dekh kar bila waja lanat q deta hai..?. . . . . . . Karachi Zoo ka shair Samaa TV ko i...