"Faraz"

The number you have dialled is busy on anothe call:D

Toon Toon Toon? !!

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"ALLAH" apni itni sari makhlook mai se Mujhe nahi bhoolta

mera tou "AIK" he ALLAH hai mai usay bhool jata hun

SILENT MESSAGE FOR ALL!


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Friend:Oye wo kese?

Pathan:Class lagi thi. Maine kaghaz ka jahaz bana k urra diya

Wo teacher ki naak pe laga

teacher ne ghusse mai poucha kis ne mara ??

Maine us larki ka naam bata diya phas gayi na bichari:))

Hamari guftugo ke doran jab koi darmiyaan main bole tou humain bura lagta hai

Per jab Doran-e-AZAN "ALLAH" hum se baat karta hai tou uska jawab daine ke bajae doosri baatain hoti hain wo tou hamara "RAB" hai uski baat ke doran "KHAMOOSHI" zaroori nahi?

SOchiye?

ALLAH hum sab ko amal ki tofeeq de

AAmeen


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All my life you made me find your X

Listen buddy she's not coming back so please move on

Regards: Frustated student:-P


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Kisi ko mohabat ki gehrai maar deti hai

Kar k mohabta koi nahi bachta hai

Aur jo bachta hai us ko tanhai mar deti hai:(

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And run immediately after speaking it:D

Main bhi tumhain bhoolne he wala tha k achanak

Aaj jab masjid se meri chapal chori hui tou tum yaad aagaye:D

I MISS YOU

Papu:Sir mujhe pura yaad nahi haiakhri ka yaad hai.

Teacher:Acha wo batao

Papu:This is called "NEWTONS LAW"

FARaz

K achanak pani mai se magar mach aya aur kehne laga pani mai aa teri gaand pharta hun:D

Girl: Ponka

Boy: I will die for you

Girl: Ponka

Boy: I cannot Live without you

Girl: Ponka

Boy: I will marry you

Girl: Really

Boy: Ponka:D

Tou keh de tou tera intizaar na karun

Bewafai karni haitou is kadar karna

K tere baad mai kisi aur se pyar na karun:(

1 pathan ne poocha aap kya talash kar rahi hain?

Larki sharmate huwe mai apni zindagi k liye humsafar talash kar rahi hun

Pathan: Nahi Mila?

Larki:Nahi

Pathan:Baji Regal se pata karo wahan se har cheez mil jati hai:D

1)India mai 95% log milk nahi peete

2)Uk mai ab takjurwa bache paida nahi huwe

3)Nepal mai tigers insaano k sath soty hain

4)Saanp ko agar hawa mai phenka jaye tou wo 10 minute tak ur sakta hai

5)Zebra ka dil nahi hota

6)Monkey chineese zuban samjhta hai

7)HAthi ki dum k 1 baal se 1 waqt mai 3 mobile ki battery charge kar sakte hain

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8)Ye sab points galat hain. hamare ghar light nahi hai time pass kar raha tha

ghor se parhne ka shukriya!!

Aik din usay jungle se 1 sheesha mila

Wo samjha k us k baap ki tasweer hai

Wo usay apne ghar le gaya aur us se roz baatain karne laga

Us ki bivi ko shak hua

Aik din shohar ki gair mojood gi mai us ne sheesha nikalaaur apna aks daikh k boli

"Acha tou ye hai wo kalmoi jis se mera shohar baatain karta tha"

Us ne sheesha apni saas ko dikhaya tou saas ne kaha "Khair hai budhi hai jald mar jae G"

Faraz

Jahan Log sajdoon mai bhe auron ka bura chahte hai:(

Neeche ek larki Lipstick se likh gayi

Agar nahi thake tou mandir K peeche aajao:D

Vitamin = Power

Power = Work

Work = Money

Money = Women

Women = Sex

Sex = Aids

Aids = Death

Aur kha apple salay=p

FAraz

Wo sab se aage hotay hain jahan chawal taqseem hotay hain:)

2nd girl:Kis se baat kar rahi ho??

1st:Bhai se

2nd:Itne pyar se ??

1st:Haan tera jo hai!