Admi Milk shop par gay aur bola: Bhai 1 Litre Doodh dena BV k kuttay k liye.. Dooth wala: . . Yahin piyo gay ya parsal kar doon..? :D  

Insults are the Last resort of insecure people with a crumbling position trying to appear confident..!!

As years go.. You may lose hair, teeth and eyesight but not your beauty, talent, brightness & intelligence.. Because You can never lose ...

100 ka balance tum ne bheja hai..? . . . . . . . . . . Jab bhejne wali shakal nahi hai tou end tak parhne ki kya zarurat hai.. :/

Questi0n 0f the Day..! = = = = App k Ghar Me App k Elawa Kon C Cheez Sub Se Ziyada Fazool Hai..?? :-P :-D Reply Zaror Karna..!

1 R0om me 5 dost rehte thay. 1.Pagal 2.Bewaquf 3.Dimagh 4.Koi Nhi 5.Kisi 1 Din"Koi Nahi" ne "Kisi" Ko Mar Dia, us waqt ...

'Modern, Obedient, Neat, Kind, Excellent, Young, Hey! Thats me... . Pareshan mat ho is mein tumhara nam bhi hay... Read the 1st alphabe...

Question for brilliant people . . . . . . . . . . . Question was only for brilliant people so you relax!

Dil k "Mehman" ban jao Aankhon ka "Arman" ban jao Honton ki "Muskan" ban jao Oh, tum ho I'm sorry yar tum ...

Oye tere number ka kya problem hai? Main ne abhi call ki tou operator boli... "Welcome to jungle, aapka matlooba bandar drakhta se ulta...

Koi ek din select karo.. Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Aur Himmat kar k us din naha lo.

Aj "Ding Dong Bubble" wali billi ki barsi hai, uski yaad mein 3 baar miaaon, miaaon, miaaon kar k ye sms kisi ek "Cartoon...

3 Dost thay... Kallu, Billu, Ullo, Kallu: B.S.C mein parh raha tha, Billu: MA mein parh raha tha, Or hamara : : Ullo: SMS parh raha hai.

If I Was An Artist, You Would Be My Picture .. If I Was A Poet, You Would Be My Inspiration .. If I Was An Author, You Would Be My Story .. ...

Do you remember your childhood? When you went to a toy shop and asked shopkeeper... Uncle how much cost of that monkey? .. .. And shopkeeper...

Aap "PAGAL" ho . . Ghussa nahi karna.. Mere paas proof hai k aap PAGAL ho . . P=Pyare A=Ache G=Great A=Anmol L=Lovely .. Kaha tha ...

Agar koi tumhe kahe "oye INSAN ban jao" To .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Yar eik bar koshish kar leney me koi harj nahi:-

Rangeen ho tum, Rangon se bhi ziyada .. Smart ho tum, Doston se ziyada .. zaheen ho tum Mujh se bhi ziyada .. Agar aisa sochte ho Tou? .. .....

Hi.. Cute,Sweet,Stylish,Charming & Most Handsome Person! How are You? .. .. .. Khush ho gaye na! .. Ab nikal lo! .. Mujhe dosron ko bhi ...

Bohut dil karta hay .. Tum se milny ko .. Daikhny ko .. Batain karny ko .. Tang karny ko .. Magar ye stupid 'Gate keeper' kehta hay ...