Showing posts with label Kanjoos SMS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Kanjoos SMS. Show all posts
Monday, 27 April 2015

News k kitne paise lo gay

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Memon: Mera Abba Mar gaya hai News k Kitne Paise loge..? Editor: Rs.50, Ek lafz k. Memon: Likho "Ghafoor Died" Editr: Sir Kam se ...
Thursday, 2 April 2015

Agar aap ka SMS package hai

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Agar aap ka SMS package hai . tou . . . mera bhi hai.. . Bohat Sharmindagi hui aap se mil k . Package bhi hai phir bhi Message nahi kartay.....
Tuesday, 3 March 2015

SMS na karne walu k liye Song

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SMS na karne walu k liye Song "Agar tum mil jao tou taangain torr dengay hum Tumhain paa k tumhare pechay Kuttay chorr dengay hum . Bus...
Friday, 11 April 2014

For sale Corolla XLI

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For Sale Corolla XLI Model 2014 Contact: . . Bhai Tu Rehne de SMS Karne k Pese Nahi Or chala 18 Lakh ki Car lene Corolla chor KARELA LeLe 2...
Friday, 21 February 2014

Cheeni se meethay

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Ay mere Cheeni se meethay dhoodh se goray samundar se gehre braf se thande aag se garam Dost kabhi SMS bhi kar dya karo.. :/
Friday, 7 February 2014

Chipkali ko dho kar

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Chipkali ko dho kar uski dum kaat dein . phir uska pait chaak kar k saaf kar len . phir ubaal kar dhoop mein sukha len . phir ghee mein tal ...
Thursday, 2 January 2014

Kanjoos Friends

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Kanjoos Friends are always kanjoos They receive kaafi messages but they send ikka dukka message in a month . Actaully ther are special kind ...
Thursday, 26 December 2013

Hai mera kam faqeeron ko SMS karna

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Hai mera kam faqeeron ko SMS karna, . kanjooso or ghareebon ka Inbox bharna, . Mere ALLAH inhen ab bhi sharam aa jaye, . Ye SMS parhte hi in...
Monday, 9 December 2013

Aapko SMS karne se behtar hai

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Aapko SMS karne se behtar hai.. . . . . . . . . Kuttay ko pathar maar loon kam se kam reply tou karta hai. ;)
Tuesday, 3 December 2013

Neem k 4 pattey lo

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Neem k 4 pattey lo 2 ko 1 glass pani main boil karo 2 ki chatni bnao . chatni ko us pani k sath kha lo, is se wo keera mar jaey ga jo tmhain...
Wednesday, 27 November 2013

Aap SMS kab karo ge

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'sMs rates' 1995! Rs.5 1998! Rs.4 2002! Rs.3 2005! Rs.2 2006! Rs.1 2008! Rs.0.5 2013! FREE . Aap SMS kab karo ge? Jab SMS karnay k p...
Thursday, 14 November 2013

Kya aap k mobile ko qabz ki shikayat hai

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Kiya ap k mobile ko Qabz ki shikayat hay? Jo sms nahi nikal rahe 1 Tablet "Easy Load" ki khila do Or ek injection package ka lagwa...
Monday, 18 April 2011

Ae merey Sugar se mithay

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Ae merey Sugar se mithay milk se goray aasman se onchay Samandar se gehre baraf se thande aag se garam or sab se be-sharam DOST Kabhi tou Te...
Saturday, 2 April 2011

Aap k chehre pe NOOR ki smile hai

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Aap k chehre pe NOOR ki smile hai, Aap k paas mehnga MOBILE hai, Aap k inbox mein SMS ki lambi file hai, . . . Par SmS nahi karte Waah kya f...

1 Waqt tha k aap k messages

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1 Waqt tha k aap k messages parh kar khushi hoti thi Lekin ab nahi hoti Pata ha kiun???? Bhai message ayen gaY to khushi hogi na...
Friday, 1 April 2011

Dil hai sacha or dimaagh hai kacha

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Dil hai sacha or dimaagh hai kacha . wah wah wah . Dil hai sacha or dimaagh hai kacha . . Tere sms nahi aa rahay kya baat hai bacha?
Tuesday, 15 March 2011

Chala ja SMS tu ban k gulab

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Chala ja SMS tu ban k gulab, Hogi suchi dosti tou aaye ga jawab, agar na aaye jawab tou mat hona udas, Samajh lena k... Balance nahi hai gha...
Thursday, 10 March 2011

Tanha dekh k mujhse chand ne kaha

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Tanha dekh k mujhse chand ne kaha, Aapke chahne walon ne aapko bhula diya hoga Main ne muskura k jawab diya... Wo bewafa nahi, kanjoos hai P...
Thursday, 3 March 2011

Khudi ko kar kanjoos itna

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Khudi ko kar kanjoos itna k har sms bhaijnay se pehlay Service center waly khud call kar k pochein .. Pakki baat hai? Bhaijna hai k sending ...

Ek waqt tha ap k msgs aise aate thay

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Ek waqt tha ap k msgs aise aate thay .. Jese kisi ne tumhare sar pe pistol rakhi huwi hay .. Aur tum se msgs karwa raha hay Magar ab lagta h...