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Showing posts with label Pappu SMS. Show all posts

Main Us Se Shadi Karongi Jo

Larki: Main Us Se Shadi Karongi Jis
Ka Ooncha Karobar Ho..
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Pappu:
Mujhse Shadi Kar Lo!
Main Minar-e-Pakistan K Oper
Papar Bechta Hoon.. :P :D

Zinda Rehne K Liye Kya Zaroori Hai

Teacher: Bacho Batao!
Zinda rehne k liye kya cheez
zaroori hai..?
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Pappu zor se bola:
Zinda rehne k liye teri qasam,
Ek mulaqat zaroori hai Sanam.. ;)

Pappu K Answers

Pappu ne tamaam sawalon k
sahi jawab diye magar usey
fail kar diya gaya..

Q1. Elan-e-azadi par dastakhat kahan huway?
Ans: Jahan signature likha tha

Q2. Talaq ki bari waja kya hoti hai?
Ans: Shadi

Q3. Darya-e-Sindh kahan behta hai?
Ans: Zameen par

Q4. 8 logon mein 3 Aam(Mangoes)
kese baantengay?
Ans: Milkshake bana kar.. ;) :P

Aainay k samnay beth k study

Pappu Aainay k samnay beth
kar study karta tha..

Dost ne waja puchi tou Pappu bola:
is ki 3 wajuhaat hain..

1. Revision bhi sath sath ho jati hai. :P
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2. Apne oper nazar bhi rehti hai. :/
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3. Aur combined study bhi ho jati hai.. :P :D

Sara din Larkiyon k saath Baaten

Teacher: Tum class mein sara din
Larkiyon k saath baaten kion
karte rehte ho..?

Pappu: Sir! Main ghareeb hon mere
Mobiile mein Facebook or
Whatsapp nahi hai.. ;) :P

Agar Quid-e-Azam Zinda Hoty

Teacher:
Agar aaj Quid-e-Azam Zinda Hoty
tou kya karte..?

Pappu:
Mulk k haalaat dekh kar
Mulk Angraizon ko wapis
kar detay.. :/

Pani ka formula

Teacher: Pani ka formula batao?
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Pappu: H2MgCINaCIHNO3
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Teacher: Stupid! ye kya hai?
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Pappu: Sir! ye boring ka paani hai.. :P ;)

Apki taleem kya hai

Teacher:
Apki taleem kya hai..?

Pappu: Sir G, apko tou pta hai k
taleem ek Zewar hai
or
Zewar mardon par haram hai..;) :P


Khofzada feel karna

Teacher:
Insan apne aap ko sab se ziada
khofzada kab feel karta hai..?

Pappu:
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Jab wo ek aise Washroom mein
betha ho jis ki kundi na ho..!!

Maa kesi hasti hay

Teacher Mother's day par
Pappu se:
Maa kesi hasti hay..?
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Pappu:
hahahahhaha
hahahaha
meri maa tou aise e hasti hay.. :P

Tumhare abbu kitne saal k hain

Teacher:
Tumhare abbu kitne saal k hain

Pappu:
Jitne saal ka main hoon..
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Teacher: wo kese?

Pappu:
Jis din main paida huwa
ussi din tou wo abbu banay.. ;) :P

Gaandhi k sar pe baal kyun nahi thay?

Pappu:
Gaandhi k sar pe baal
kyun nahi thay?
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Teacher: Ye aqal-mand
logon ki nishani hoti hay..
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Pappu:
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Tab hi larkion k itne lambe
baal hotay hain..;)
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Teacher: Dur fite mou tera :D

Brazil k Mard or Balochistan k Baloch

1 Larki train me bethi book parh rahi thi
Book ka naam tha
"THE MAN"
..
Peeche betha 'Pappu'
chupke se book parh raha tha
..
Book Me likha tha k 
BRAZIL k Mard bohat strong 
or
BALOCHISTAN k Baloch 
bohat handsome hote hein
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Kuch deir k bad Larki ne peeche dekha 
or 'Pappu' se uska naam poocha..
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Pappu:
RONALDO BUGTi.. ;)


Pappu as a Station Master

Pappu as a Station Master:
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Lady: Is this my train?
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Pappu: No, it belongs to the
Railway company.
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Lady: Don't try to be funny,
I mean to ask if I can take this
train to Karachi..
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Pappu:
Na Ma'am! I'm afraid it's too heavy.. ;)

I Love You ka matlab

Pappu:
Miss! I Love You ka kya matlab hai..?
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Miss:
Main tum se piyar karti hun.
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Pappu:
Miss maine tou matlab pocha tha
aap tou free ho gayi.. :P

Chalte chalte pankhe mein hath

Guddu:
Mere abu itne lambe hain k
chalte chalte pankhe mein hath
de dete hain..
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Pappu:
Mere abu bhi lambe hain par
un mein keera nahin hai.. :P :D
 

English mein jhopdi ko kya kehte hain

Pappu:
Yaar, English mein jhopdi ko kya kehte hain?
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Dost: Hutt
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Pappu:
English nahin aati tou saaf saaf bol de na..
hutt hutt kya bol ra.. |D

Meri jaan Itni fikar mat kiya Kar

Miss:
Aaj tum Late Q Aaye?
School 8 baje Shuru Hota Hy phir der Q Ki?
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Pappu:
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Meri jaan Itni Fikar Mat Kiya Kar..
Dost SHAK karte hain na.. ;)

Maa k aansou or Bivi k aansou

Pappu:
Papa ji maa k ansoun or
biwi k ansoun mai kiya farq hai?

Father:
Maa k ansoo dil par
asar karty hai
or
Biwi k aanso Jaib pe.. :P

16 bachon or bv k sath

Pappu 16 bachon or BV k sath
dost k ghar daawat pe gaya.

Dost ne itni bari family dekh k
ghuse mein kaha:
Haya nahi aayi?

Pappu: Nahi! uska exam hai.

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