Showing posts with label Pappu SMS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Pappu SMS. Show all posts
Saturday, 2 May 2015

Main Us Se Shadi Karongi Jo

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Larki: Main Us Se Shadi Karongi Jis Ka Ooncha Karobar Ho.. . . Pappu: Mujhse Shadi Kar Lo! Main Minar-e-Pakistan K Oper Papar Bechta Hoon.. ...
Tuesday, 21 April 2015

Zinda Rehne K Liye Kya Zaroori Hai

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Teacher: Bacho Batao! Zinda rehne k liye kya cheez zaroori hai..? . . . Pappu zor se bola: Zinda rehne k liye teri qasam, Ek mulaqat zaroori...
Wednesday, 15 April 2015

Pappu K Answers

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Pappu ne tamaam sawalon k sahi jawab diye magar usey fail kar diya gaya.. Q1. Elan-e-azadi par dastakhat kahan huway? Ans: Jahan signature l...
Tuesday, 7 April 2015

Aainay k samnay beth k study

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Pappu Aainay k samnay beth kar study karta tha.. Dost ne waja puchi tou Pappu bola: is ki 3 wajuhaat hain.. 1. Revision bhi sath sath ho jat...
Saturday, 14 March 2015

Sara din Larkiyon k saath Baaten

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Teacher: Tum class mein sara din Larkiyon k saath baaten kion karte rehte ho..? Pappu: Sir! Main ghareeb hon mere Mobiile mein Facebook or W...
Saturday, 7 March 2015

Agar Quid-e-Azam Zinda Hoty

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Teacher: Agar aaj Quid-e-Azam Zinda Hoty tou kya karte..? Pappu: Mulk k haalaat dekh kar Mulk Angraizon ko wapis kar detay.. :/
Friday, 7 November 2014

Pani ka formula

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Teacher: Pani ka formula batao? . Pappu: H2MgCINaCIHNO3 . Teacher: Stupid! ye kya hai? . Pappu: Sir! ye boring ka paani hai.. :P ;)
Monday, 26 May 2014

Apki taleem kya hai

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Teacher: Apki taleem kya hai..? Pappu: Sir G, apko tou pta hai k taleem ek Zewar hai or Zewar mardon par haram hai..;) :P
Friday, 16 May 2014

Khofzada feel karna

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Teacher: Insan apne aap ko sab se ziada khofzada kab feel karta hai..? Pappu: . . . . Jab wo ek aise Washroom mein betha ho jis ki kundi na ...
Thursday, 6 February 2014

Maa kesi hasti hay

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Teacher Mother's day par Pappu se: Maa kesi hasti hay..? . . . Pappu: hahahahhaha hahahaha meri maa tou aise e hasti hay.. :P
Thursday, 30 January 2014

Tumhare abbu kitne saal k hain

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Teacher: Tumhare abbu kitne saal k hain Pappu: Jitne saal ka main hoon.. . Teacher: wo kese? Pappu: Jis din main paida huwa ussi din tou wo ...
Tuesday, 14 January 2014

Gaandhi k sar pe baal kyun nahi thay?

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Pappu: Gaandhi k sar pe baal kyun nahi thay? . Teacher: Ye aqal-mand logon ki nishani hoti hay.. . Pappu: . Tab hi larkion k itne lambe baal...
Thursday, 9 January 2014

Brazil k Mard or Balochistan k Baloch

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1 Larki train me bethi book parh rahi thi Book ka naam tha "THE MAN" .. Peeche betha 'Pappu' chupke se book parh raha tha ...
Monday, 30 December 2013

Pappu as a Station Master

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Pappu as a Station Master: . Lady: Is this my train? . Pappu: No, it belongs to the Railway company. . Lady: Don't try to be funny, I me...
Sunday, 29 December 2013

I Love You ka matlab

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Pappu: Miss! I Love You ka kya matlab hai..? . Miss: Main tum se piyar karti hun. . . Pappu: Miss maine tou matlab pocha tha aap tou free ho...
Saturday, 28 December 2013

Chalte chalte pankhe mein hath

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Guddu: Mere abu itne lambe hain k chalte chalte pankhe mein hath de dete hain.. . Pappu: Mere abu bhi lambe hain par un mein keera nahin hai...
Tuesday, 10 December 2013

English mein jhopdi ko kya kehte hain

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Pappu: Yaar, English mein jhopdi ko kya kehte hain? . Dost: Hutt . . Pappu: English nahin aati tou saaf saaf bol de na.. hutt hutt kya bol r...
Tuesday, 3 December 2013

Meri jaan Itni fikar mat kiya Kar

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Miss: Aaj tum Late Q Aaye? School 8 baje Shuru Hota Hy phir der Q Ki? . Pappu: . . . . . . Meri jaan Itni Fikar Mat Kiya Kar.. Dost SHAK kar...
Wednesday, 30 October 2013

Maa k aansou or Bivi k aansou

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Pappu: Papa ji maa k ansoun or biwi k ansoun mai kiya farq hai? Father: Maa k ansoo dil par asar karty hai or Biwi k aanso Jaib pe.. :P
Monday, 28 March 2011

16 bachon or bv k sath

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Pappu 16 bachon or BV k sath dost k ghar daawat pe gaya. Dost ne itni bari family dekh k ghuse mein kaha: Haya nahi aayi? Pappu: Nahi! uska ...