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Showing posts with label Punjabi SMS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Punjabi SMS. Show all posts

Barish ho rahi hai

Boy:
Barish ho rahi hai or kitna
romantic mausam hai
or tum itni udaas kion lag rahi ho
batao na..?

Girl:
Mayoos ho kar
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Sady sary gooye pij gaye ny.. :D

Na Kar Bandiya Meri Meri

Na Kar Bandiya Meri Meri

Na Teri Na Meri
Chaar Dina Da Mera A
Dunya Fir Mitti Di Derhi

Phullaan Da Tu Itter Bnaa

(Baba Bulleh Shah)

Phullaan Da Tu Itter Bnaa,
Itteraan Da Fer Kad Darya,

Darya Vich Fer Rajj k Naha,
Machiyan Wangu Tariyan La,

Fer v Teri Boo Nai Mukni,
Pehle Apni MEIN Mukaa..!!

Dukh Dard Si Meray Muqadran Wich

Dukh Dard Si Meray Muqadran Wich,
Main shikwa kar k ki karda

Jadu mainu jeena nae aaya,
Main mout v mang k ki karda

Jad antt judaiyan peniyan si,
Tera sath v mang k ki karda

Tu piyar di kashti dobb chadi,
Main kalla tar k ki karda?

Jad tu hi athroo poonjney nai,
Main akhiyan bhar k ki karda?

Aithey lakhaan ranghey phirdy ny,
Main Mirza ban k ki karda?

O jandi waari palteya nai,
Main hath hila k ki karda.

Teri Galiyan Galiyan Teri Galiyan

Teri Galiyan Galiyan Teri Galiyan
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Pani nal pariyan pariyan teri galiyan.. :P :D

Dil makhlooq da

Asaan wekhia
Dil makhlooq da

Dil boohey boohey rakh..!!

Parh parh kitaaban ilm diyaan

""BABA BULHAY SHAHA""

Parh parh kitaaban ilm diyaan, tu naam rkh lya Qaazi.,
Hth wich phhr k talwaar, naam rkh lya Ghaazi.,
Makay Madeene ghoom aya, ty naam rkh lya Haaji.,
O bhlyaa.! haasil ke keeta? jay tu Rab na keeta Raazi...

Tera mera jor v ki

Tera mera jor v ki,

Main ik kisan da putter,
Tu waddey afsar di tee,
Tera mera jor v ki

Main khokhy te sigrat phookan,
Tu K.F.C vich Pepsi pi,
Tera mera jor v ki

Main ik shirt nu tou tou pavan,
Tere soot 25, 30,
Tera mera jor v ki

Main te mar k B.A kita,
Tu computer vich M.S.C,
Tera mera jor v ki

Tere pichey sohney mundey,
Sadey pichey C.I.D,
Tera mera jor v ki

Tere wastey Wazir da putter,
Sadey wastey chachay di tee .. :P
 

Mat toot kar chaho mujhe

Mat toot kar chaho mujhe
aaghaz-e-muhabbat mein
'Wasi'
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Rull jao gay tussi,
jey sim badal lai assi.. ;)

2 Phool Kikraan Dy

2 Phool Kikraan Dy
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Wah
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Waah
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Waaah
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Razaai Wich Warr Gaey Aan
Hun 2014 e Niklaan Gy.. :D

Interesting Punjabi Poem

Interesting Poem

O c gal kar k muskurai
Mein samjiya kuri line te aai
Fr o ne mery number di mang pai
Main vi apni sari yaari os te lutai
O ne apni ammi mery naal milai
Fr pata nai mery dil wich ki aai
Mein vi naal le gya apna bhai
Pata nai veer ne ki kahani pai
Aj o kuri ay meri waddi parjai ..!
Moral:
Apni girlfriend ko bhai ki pahonch se door rakhain,
masla ziada khrab ho to valdain se raju karen.
Sponsered by.
"Mery Brother ki Dulhan"

Punjabi boys ka girls ko propose karne ka tariqa

Punjabi boys ka girls ko
propose kernay ka style:

Pipal da boota howey
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Gnnay da ras howey
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Jay mera wass howey
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Allah di Qsmay
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Teri maa meri Sass howey:-D

Pta Yar Di Yari da Aenj Lagda Ae,

"BABA FAREED"

Pta Yar Di Yari da Aenj Lagda Ae,
Jido Yar nu Yar di khech Howe,
Edron mein niklan tey odron tu niklen,
Milap dovan da gali dey wich howe,
Wajje Teer Judai da wich Seenay,
Zakham 2 hovan tey Dard 1 howe,
Ghulam FreedaYaari da maza tad onda,
Lashaan 2 hovan te Qabar 1 howe. .*

Paindu lovers ka izhar-e-mohabbat

Paindu lovers ka izhar-e-mohabbat...

Larka:
Jameela menu pata nai ki ho gaya a,
na pukh lagdi
na neend aandi,
parson pathay waden gaya tey
hath tey datri lg gaie,
majjaan chon nu v g ni karda,
kal turia janda abbay de
huqqay wich wajja te odhi
chilam tut gaie..
lagda menu tere nal pyar ho gaya a.

Larki:
Full time sharmaate howe...
"chal haraam deya.
meno goya thappen dy.. :P

Mera Wiyah Kara Daeo

Puttar:
Abba! Mera Parhai Vich Dil Nae Lagda..
Tusi Mera Wiyah Kara Daeo..
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Abba:
Puttar! Marzi Ay Teri..
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Enj Rull
Ya
Unj Rull.. :P

Meri Biwi Bari Fazool Kharch ay

Sheikh: Meri biwi bari fazool kharch ay
jadon di shadi hoi ay roz 100, 200
mangdi ay.

Dost: Wo in paiso ka kya karti hai?

Sheikh: Ki pata main kadi dity ee nai. |P

Uth Ja Veleya

Na
Shoq-e-Deera
Na
Fikar-e-Judai
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Uth Ja Veleya Tenu
Hally Hosh Nai i ..?
"Subha Bakhair"

Saari Raat Issi Soch Mein Guzer Jati Hai

Sardiyon mein tou
sari raat issi soch mein guzer jaati hai..

'Dost'
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K razai wichon hawa kidron lag di e.. |P |D
 

Main Full Sardi Deh Wich Naha Betha

Main Full Sardi Deh Wich Naha Betha,
Gall Aap Seyaapa Paa Betha..

Saban Mall K Pindey Tay,
Paani Da Donga Gawa Betha..

Main Akhiyan Tey Saban Mall K,
Baldey Balb Nu Hath Paa Betha..

Main Kurray Day Wich Ennj Digga,
K Mathay Te Satt Lawa Betha..

Tooti Wajji Mouh De Wich,
Nasan Di Panwa Betha..

Ki Dasan Main
Nahande,
Nahande,
14 Tannkey Lawa Betha ;-(
 

Love Letter in Punjabi

Love Letter in Punjabi:



O mere dil de chain

Tere pichay kutay pain



Tu lutiya mere dil da chain

Rab kare tenu chitar pain



Tere nain baray nashely

Ja vay jhaaro de teely



Tu mere dil wich enj wasia

Jevay chikar wich khota phasia



Janay jigar janay tamana

Edar aa teriyan lattan pannan.

 
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