Tum School Q Nae Aaye?

Master: Tum Kal School Q Nae Aaye?
Student: Gir Gaya Tha Aur Lag Gai.
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Master: Kahan Giray aur Kahan Lagi?
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Student: Takiye Pe Gira Tha aur
Aankh Lag Gai.