First class ka bacha apni Miss se

First class ka bacha apni Miss se:
Main aap ko kaisa lagta hoon?
Miss: So sweet!

Bacha: To phir main apne ammi abbu ko
aap k ghar kab bhejun.

Miss: Ye kya bakwaas hai!

Bacha: Tution parhne k liye, miss ap bhi na!