Sardar Diwaar K Sath Ulta Khara

Sardar Diwaar K Sath Ulta Khara Tha..
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Wife: Tum ultay kion kharay ho..?
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Sardar:
Sar dard ki goli li thi,
kahin pait mein na chali jaye.. :P :D