Showing posts with label Double Meaning SMS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Double Meaning SMS. Show all posts
Sunday, 22 December 2013

Happy winters to married people

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"Happy Winters" To - Married People.. . . . . "And For Singles" - Keep Using Facebook Inside Your Blanket On Your Smart...
Friday, 4 March 2011

First class ka bacha apni Miss se

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First class ka bacha apni Miss se: Main aap ko kaisa lagta hoon? Miss: So sweet! Bacha: To phir main apne ammi abbu ko aap k ghar kab bhejun...
Sunday, 26 September 2010

Double Meaning Sms: Taj Mahal The Symbol Of Love - Urdu Sms, Hindi Sms, Bangali Sms, English Sms, Send Free Sms Without Registration | NewSmsPunch

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Double Meaning Sms: Taj Mahal The Symbol Of Love Double Meaning Sms: Taj Mahal The Symbol Of Love - Urdu Sms, Hindi Sms, Bangali Sms,...
Saturday, 25 September 2010

Double Meaning Sms: Dont Fear - Urdu Sms, Hindi Sms, Bangali Sms, English Sms, Send Free Sms Without Registration | NewSmsPunch

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Double Meaning Sms: Dont Fear Double Meaning Sms: Dont Fear - Urdu Sms, Hindi Sms, Bangali Sms, English Sms, Send Free Sms Without Reg...
Monday, 16 March 2009

Adult double meaning SMS

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Ek larki ek larkay k paas gye us na ulta kia... Pechay sa khola.. Aur dal dia... Larki bhut khush the wo phle bar dalwa re the... Mobile ma ...
Friday, 28 November 2008

Pehli dafa - Double Meaning SMS

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Pehli dafa insan jb dalta hy to nervous hota hy Ahista se dalo to phisal k pura andr chala jata hy,phir ajib-o-gharib awazein aane lagti hen...
Monday, 24 November 2008

FRIEND K SATH - Double Meaning SMS

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FRIEND K SATH KARO YA GIRLFRIEND K SAATH! ROOM ME KARO YA GARDEN ME! DIN ME KARO YA RAAT ME BED PE KARO YA SOFE PER! PARHAI TO KARNI HI HAI....
Friday, 14 November 2008

Tujhe dekh k khara - Double Meaning Adult SMS

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Tujhe dekh k khara hota hai Mri hasraton ka minar. wah wahwah Aa jhuk mai daal dun Tere galey mai pholoon ka haar. . .Wah wah wah

aaj kal ki larkiyan - Adult SMS

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aaj kal ki larkiyan bohot romantic ho gaie hain, foto copy ki dukan pe ja k kehtien hain bhaiya agay pechay se 2. 2 bar kar do ;)

Pakar Pakar - Double Meaning SMS

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Pakar Pakar Hath Mein Pakar Daba Mat Oh Ho Qtry Gr Rhy Hein Jaldi Se Munh May Dal Le Aaha Ab Batao Mza Aya Na Rasgulla Khanay ka:-
Monday, 10 November 2008

Duniya mein 1 Waqt - Double Meaning SMS

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Duniya mein 1 Waqt aisa aayega Jab Saari Dunyia par "Pakistaniyun" ki Hakumat hogi... Kyun K ßaqi Insan Taraqqi Kar k Chand Par Ja...
Sunday, 9 November 2008

Always remember - Double Meaning SMS

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Always remember:When SHE cancels a date, it is because.."SHE HAS TO" But When HE cancels a date, it is because.."HE HAS TWO...
Saturday, 8 November 2008

GEOGRAPHY OF WOMEN - Funny SMS

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GEOGRAPHY OF WOMEN Between da age of: 15-20 she is like Africa, half discovered, half wild. 20-30 like America, fully discovered ...
Tuesday, 4 November 2008

I Love u - Naughty SMS

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I Love u "EVRYDAY" I Like u "EVRYDAY" I miss u "EVRYDAY" I want 2 see u "EVERY DAY" I n...
Monday, 27 October 2008

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To make it straight,she pulls it. 2 make it stand,she rubs it. 2 make it stiff,she licks it. 2 let it "IN"she pushes it.!!!! True!...

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Diagram in book was not clear.. So,madam drew diagram on blackboard and announced.. "Don't look at Book Figure, Look at my Figure!...

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Girls misuse it! Anger robs it! Models sell it! Photogrphs cage it! Doctors advice it! Death freezes it! Artists create it! That's SMILE...