Showing posts with label Sardar SMS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sardar SMS. Show all posts
Friday, 15 May 2015

Sardar Door Se Doorbin Laga Kar

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Sardar Door Se Doorbin Laga Kar Janaza Dekh Raha Tha.. Kisi ne pucha: 'Itni door se kyun dekh rahe ho?' . Sardar: . . Door Ka Rishte...
Tuesday, 12 May 2015

Ajeeb Sa Signature

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Bank Manager: Ye kya ajeeb sa signature hai..? '@@' . Sardar: Daadi k hain.. . Manager: Kya naam hai unka? . Sardar: . . . Jalebi Ba...
Wednesday, 29 April 2015

Sardar in Hospital with Wife

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Aik Sardar apni Biwi ko Hospital le gaya aur Nurse se bola: Agar Larka Ho tou mujhe kehna k Tamatar huwa hai aur agar Larki ho tou kehna Piy...
Monday, 20 April 2015

Raat 3 bajay Barish aur Sardar

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Raat k 3 bajay taiz Barish mein Sardar ne 1 ghar ki ghanti bajayi aur puch: Bhai dhakka lagao gay? Aadmi neend mein tha is liye inkaar kar k...
Wednesday, 15 April 2015

Sardar Ko Saza

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Sardar ne ek aadmi ko thapar mara.. . Dono ko adalat mein le jaya gaya. . Judge ne Sardar ko saza sunayi k tum 5 rupay jurmana adaa karo.. S...
Monday, 13 April 2015

Raat K 2 Bajay

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Raat K 2 Bajay Begum k mobile ne beep kiya tou Sardar ne utha kar dekha aur ghussay se apni BV se pucha: Kon hai ye jis ne tujhe is waqt ...
Saturday, 11 April 2015

Sardar Diwaar K Sath Ulta Khara

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Sardar Diwaar K Sath Ulta Khara Tha..  \  /  |  | /(.".)\ Wife: Tum ultay kion kharay ho..? . Sardar: Sar dard ki goli li thi, kahin pa...
Sunday, 5 April 2015

Sardar Shaadi Wale Din

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Shaadi K Din Sardar Confuse Ho Gaya K BV Se Kya Baat Karay Kafi Dair Sochne k baad Sardar bola: . . . . . . . . . . . Tumhare Ghar Walon Ko ...
Monday, 16 March 2015

Teri BV kion cheekh rahi thi

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Neighbour: Kal teri BV zor zor se kion cheekh rahi thi..? . Sardar: Kuch nahi yaar! Uski photo Facebook pe upload karni thi wo . . . . OLX p...
Friday, 20 February 2015

Samandar mein Dahi

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Sardar Samandar mein Dahi(Yoghurt) daal raha tha.. Dosra Sardar: Ye kya kar raha hai? Pehla Sardar: Lassi bana raha hoon Dosra Sardar: Ye ky...
Tuesday, 17 February 2015

Darwaza Kholo

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Police: Darwaza Kholo tumhari BV Truck k nechay aa kar Paper jesi ban gyi hai.. .. .. Sardar: Phir darwaza kholne ka kya fiada? Gate k necha...
Sunday, 4 May 2014

Barish ho rahi hai

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Sardar: Chalo darakhton ko pani do ! Nokar: Janab Barish ho rahi hai..... . Sardar:  . . koi Bahana nahi chalay ga,  chattri lay kar jao.. ...
Saturday, 3 May 2014

Darwaza kholo

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Police: knock Sardar: Kon? . Police: Police! darwaza kholo tum se baat karni hai.. Sardar: tum log kitne ho? Police: 3 . Sardar: Tou aapas m...
Friday, 18 April 2014

Marne se pehle

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Teacher: Quid-e-azam marne se pehle kya thay..? Student: Quid-e-azam marne se pehle zinda thay.. :/
Saturday, 15 March 2014

Qaatil kise kehte hain

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Teacher: Qaatil kise kehte hain? Sardar: Mujhe nahi pata Teacher: for example! tum ne apne abba ko qatal kar diya ab tum kon howy? . . Sarda...
Friday, 21 February 2014

Sardar shadi k dosre din

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Sardar shadi k dosre din bv ko maar raha tha.. logo ne pucha q maar rahe ho..? Sardar: Is ne meri chaye mein taveez milaya hay.. BV rote how...
Thursday, 6 February 2014

2 Sardar's with bomb

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2 Sardar Car mein bomb fit kar rahe thay.. 1st Sardar: yar agar ye fit karte karte phat gaya tou phir..? 2nd Sardar: Don't worry! mere p...
Monday, 27 January 2014

Math vich fail q hoya

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Sardar: Math vich fail Q hoya? Son: Kadi teachr kendi ay 3+5=8 Agle din kendi ay 4+4=8,  fair kendi ay 6+2=8 Sali nu aap confirm nai tay fa...
Sunday, 26 January 2014

Sab se zyada bewaqoof

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Teacher: Sab se zyada bewaqoof konsi qoam hai..? . . . 1 Sardar student uth k bola: Main goli maar dunga, agar kisi ne jawab dya tou.. :P
Thursday, 23 January 2014

My father never used glasses

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Angraiz: My father was 96  but he never used glasses.. Sardar: Yah, yah!  some people drink water  directly from tooti... :-D :-P