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SMS Master ho tou jawab do

SMS Master ho tou jawab do
warna message karna chor do..;)

1. Shehad se ziada meetha............hai.
2. Suraj se ziada Garam ......... hai.
3. Badshah ko ........... chahiye.
4. Faqeer k paas ............. hai.
5. Jo ........... khaega, wo mar jaega.

In sub khali jaghon mein 1 he
jawab aega.

Challenge Of The Day

Challenge Of The Day:

Ek Ropye Ki 40 Chiryan:
3 Ropye Ka Ek Kabootar:
5 Ropye Ka Ek Murga:
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Solve Yeh Karna Hay K 
100 Ropye Mein 100 Prinde 
Poore Karne Hein..!

Dard nahi hota

Challenge

Insani Jism K Kon Se 3 Aise Hisay Hain.
Jin Ko Kaatne Se Dard Nahi Hota.?
1- Hair
2- Nail
3-???

Is Ka Answer Chahiye

Is Ka Answer Chahiye
Apne Tamaam Frndz Se Puchen :

Q: Wo Konsi Cheez Hai Jo
Milaawat K Baghair Farokht
Karna Haraam Hai ?

Reply

2 Sawalon jawab do

2 SAWALO KE JAWAB DO.....

1) MATAR,TAMATAR TISRI SABZI KA NAAM
JISME "TAR" HO
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2) KABUTAR,TEETAR TISRA PANCHI JISKE NAAM
KE LAST ME "TAR" HO.

Ladki ne ghar chora to susral mila

Ladki ne ghar chora to susral mila
Bhai ko chora to devar mila
Bahan chori to nand mili
Maa baap chora to sas susar mila
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KIYA CHORA TO PATI MILA?

Is sawal ka jawab dein

Is sawal ka jawab dein
It is a challenge...!

20 rupy hain
es sy ap ny 20 janwar kharedny hain.
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(3)ount.(15)gorhy.or (2)gady.
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Ount ki qemat he 4 rupy.
Gorhon ki qimat hai 50pesy.
Gadhy ki qemat he 25pesy..

Try to solve it.

Challenge of the day for you

Challenge of da day For you..
1/ Sandooq
2/ Bandooq
3/ ???????
Teesri kisi bhi aise cheez
ka naam batain jis ke last
mein dooq aye..!!

Reply is MuSt...!!

Ek parinde ko machli se piyar ho gaya

Ek parinde ko machli
se piyar ho gaya wo dono
milen to kaise?

Machali pani chod nahi sakti
aur
parinda pani mein ja nahi sakta..?

Its chalnge for you

Its chalnge for you

Insan k jsm k kon sy 3 aisay hisay hain

jin ko katny sy dard ni hota.



1-(hair)BALL

2-(Nail)NAKHUN

3.............?

Teesra hisa btao.

Woh konsi cheez hai jo

Woh konsi cheez hai jo

jitni sufaid ho utni hi gandi

hoti hai?

You have 10 minutes

Konsa Kaam Hai Jo

Jawab Do...

Konsa Kaam Hai Jo 1 Admi

Apni Zindgi Mein 1 Bar Karta Hai,

Par Wahi Kaam 1 Aurat Roz Karti Hai...?

daikhta hay toh pehnta nahi

Woh kiya cheez hay jo
insaan daikhta hay toh pehnta nahi...
Agar pehnta hay toh utar'ta nahi?

wazir ghalti karta hay

Ek badshaah ka wazir ghalti karta hay,
tau badshaah usay maut ki saza sunata hay
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Wazir ko ek kamray mein band kar k
usay kabootar de diya jata hay
Aur kaha jata hay tum is kabootar ko
jis tarha se maro ge...
hum tumhein bilkul usi tarha ki maut dain ge!
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Wazir kabootar ko maar
deta hay lekin khud zinda rehta hay
Kesay?
Reply Must I'm Waiting

Khareedtay Waqt Black

Wo Kon Si Cheez Hai...
Jo Khareedtay Waqt Black Hoti Hai,
Istemaal Karte Waqt Red Hoti Hai...
Aur Jab Usay Phaink Den Tou Grey Ho Jaati Hai?

Teeno mein ek hi jawab aayega

Challenge
:
Ameer ko ..... ki zaroorat hoti hai.
Ghareeb k paas ..... hota hai.
Hum .... khayen to mar jayengy.
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Teeno mein 1 hi jawab aayega
(Reply Fast)

Dimagh Lagao Or Jawab Do

Dimagh Lagao Or Jawab Do
Nahi Tou Msg Kar K Sorry Karo.

Aap K Maamu Ki
Behen Ki Saas Ki
Betay Ki Saas K
Potay Ki Biwi Ki
Saas Ka Shohar
Aap ka Kon Huwa?

Reply Fast
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Answer: Mera Abbu(My Father)

Baap Ne Beti Ko Kiya Gift Diya

Aik Baap Ne Apni Beti Ko Gift Diya
Aur Kaha...
Bhook Lage Tou Khaa Lena,
Pyaas Lage Tou Pee Lena,
Aur Thand Lage Tou Jala Lena

Quetion: Baap Ne Beti Ko Kiya Gift Diya?
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Answer: (Naaryal)

chaar zero ek saath

Agar ap se kaha jaye k,
chaar zero ek saath likh k dikhain
to ap kese likhen ge?
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0000
Aise?
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G nahi
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Ans: 4017

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