Ek Dehati ne kapre ki Shop kholi,

Usi mein Estate Agency bhi kholi

Shop k samne Tandoor bhi lga liya..
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aur
Shop ka naam rakha
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Roti, Kapra aur Makaan.. :P :/

Kehty Hain..
Jesi Awam Wesy Hukmraan
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Lo btao
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Hum kya ganjay hain.. :P

Kal maine Altaf Bhai se phone pe baat ki.

2 Leaders 1 dusry pe ilzam
laga rehay thay..

1st: Mujhe tou ye bhi pta hai k
tum kis k isharo per nachtay ho..

2nd: Kaminay syasat mein BV
ka kya kaam..? :P

Ek murghi ne 3 anday diye
or dua mangi k
'meri aolaad siasat-daan nikle'

jab 1 anda toota
tou Imran Khan nikla,
2sra anda toota
tou Nawaz shareef nikla
.
3sra anda toota he nahi tou
murghi pareshan ho gayi
itne mein anday se awaz aayi..
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Ammi main Altaf Hussain hoon
sirf phone par rabta hoga.. :P :D

Kuta Bili se:
Maano! Load Shedding kab
khatam hogi..?
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Bili:
Mujhe kya pata,
Sher se pucho jis ko
Vote diya tha.. :P

Agar koi karkun ko thapar b maare to
jawab mein osey phool do