Adult Sms: Aur Kha Apple Salay

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Apple = Vitamins

Adult Sms: Adult Girl Friend SMS

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Girl:Ye Galat hai

Boy:But I LoveU

Girl:Ye Galat hai

Boy:Hum Shadi kr Lenge

Girl:Ye Galat hai

Boy:Ye Galat nhi hy

Girl: pagal,Tm Jaha Dal Rahe ho,Wo Jagah Galat hai.

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ADULT SMS: Sex Satisfaction

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In terms of sex satisfaction, woman is like a road and a man is like a traveller. The traveller gets tired but the road never ends... (William Madarchod)



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Adult Text Message - Khasi Kaisa Hai

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Oye Bachi ka msg dekh k mobile ki Chumiyaan lene wale Khasi,
Gand se sariye seedhe kerne wale Engineer,
Lun pe Sona uria dal k Bara kerne wale,
Google pe mardana Takat ke tarikay dhondne waly Sciencedan,
Raat ko Mashooq ka naam le le k muthe marne waly Gandoo,
Samosay walay se 6 Lun Pakora mangne walay Bhokay,
Lulli pe Lorra likh ke khushe se chalangay marnay walay Baander,

KAISA HAI RE??


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ADULT SMS: Agar Main Tumhari Ami Hoti.

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Teacher:Agar main tumhari ammi hoti to tumhe 2 din me ghadhy se insaan bana deti

Student:Aur meray abbu app ko 1 mint me insaan se ghori bana dety...!


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Adult Sms: Lorra Mera

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Hum ne to wafa ki thipar os ne hi dil

"TORAA MERA "

phr 1 din os ne pucha hamari yad ati haihum ne b likh dia

"LORRAA MERA"

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Adult SMS: Husband Ka Lund

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Wife, husband ka Lund pakar k boli:Mere Laal mere sonay uth ja na.
Husband: is ko choot mein lena hai ya school bhejna hai? :-)


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