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Larki Behosh Ho Gayi

Larki Chaaye Pee Rahi Thi,
us k mounh mein Machar ka
chota sa bacha chala gaya,
Larki ko pata nahi chala..
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thori dair mein Machar ka
baap aaya or Laki k kaan mein
kuch kaha jis ko sun k
Larki Behosh Ho Gayi
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Machar ne kaha
tumahre pait mein mera bacha hai.. :P :D

Larka Larki Mein Ho Rahi Thi Kissing

Larka Larki Mein Ho Rahi Thi
Kissing..!!

Larka Larki Mein Ho Rahi Thi
Kissing..!!
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Abhi Aap Chotay Ho Is Liye
"Some Text Missing" ;) :P

Larka Larki Mein Ho Rahi Thi Kissing

Larka Larki Mein Ho Rahi Thi Kissing !!
Larka Larki Mein Ho Rahi Thi Kissing !!
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Abhi Aap Choty Ho Is Liye
Some Text Missing...... :P ;)

Secretary apne Boss k sath

Ek Secretary apne Boss k sath
Train k same compartment
mein trip pe ja rahi thi
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Raat ko wo kafi dair tak
Boss ko apne qisay sunati rahi
k
achanak Boss ne pucha
'Kya khayal hai aaj raat
hum donon Miyan BV
ki tarah guzaren?'

Secretary sharmate huway boli:
Sir, jese aapki marzi
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Boss:
Tou chalo phir apni
bak bak band karo or
mujhe sonay do.. :D ;)

Magar hum phir bhi nahi sotay thay

Shehzada Saleem:
Hamare Ammi or Abba huzoor humse
itni mohabbat karte thay k sari sari
raat wo dono humein sulanay k liye
jaagtay rehtay
Magar hum phir bhi nahi sotay thay

Wazeer:
"Aali Jaa ka iqbal buland ho"
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Aap apne issi kartoot ki waja se
iklotay reh gaye.. :P :D

12th paas karne k baad

Son: 12th paas karne k baad

Father: ab tum kya karna chahte ho?

Son: BBA

Father: Ye BBA kya hota hai?

Son:
BV ki Baahon mein Aaram ;)

Undefined things of girls

5 most undefined
things of girls

1) Tum na bahut wo ho
(now what the hell is 'wo')?

2) Mujhe tumse ye umeed nahi thi
(no one will ever know what was their 'umeed')?

3) Tum pehle jaise nahi rahe
(they will themselves change u as
time passes and then throw this dialogue)?

4) Sach batana, mai kaisi lag rahi hun
(do dey really mean when they say 'sach batana')?

5) I am very selfish na
(and they want you to say
no dear you are not)? :P

A Naughty Answer

A naughty answer given by
a girl when asked:

How you feel when someone
gives you a flying kiss?

Girl:
I feel boys are lazy. :P

Confident lines on a cigerate shop

Confident lines on a cigerate shop:

"Man who loves a girl truely,
will one day love me too."

Agar apna character acha karna hai

Teacher:

Agar apna character acha

karna hai tou apni har

teacher ko maa samjho.



Student:

Lekin miss is se tou hamare

abbu ka character khrab ho jaye ga.

Jo mujhe abhi sms na kare wo

Jo mujhe abhi sms na kare wo...



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Thori dair baad karde koi masla nahi

tabiat kesi hy ab?

Dr: tabiat kesi hy ab?
Mariz: pehle se ziada kharab hy
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Dr: dawai khali thi?
Mariz: khali nahi thi bhari hui thi
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Dr: I mean dawa le li thi?
Mariz: gi aap ne di thi to mene le li thi
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Dr: bewakoof dawai peeli thi?
Mariz: Nahi g dawai neeli thi
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Dr: abhay gadhay dawai ko pee lia tha?
Mariz: Nahin g peeliya to mujhe tha
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Dr: Ullu k pathay!
dawai ko khol k munh mein rakh lia tha?
Mariz: Nahi aap ne hi to kaha tha k
fridge mein rakhna

Line marne k bohut se tareeky hein

Line marne k bohut se tareeky hein
jin mein se 3 mandarja zail hein...
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1. Pencil se,
2. Pen se,
3. Marker se.

3 Guys named what, why, when

3 Guys named
What,
Why,
When
were talking
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What: Why what are you doing?
Why: I don't know what i'm doing
What: Why?
Why: why are you calling me? what?
What: now why did you call me?
Why: what! when did I call you?
When: what is your problem why are you calling me?
Whay: what? did I call you? When?
What & When What
When: why are you calling youself?
Why: did I call myself, when?
when: what?
What: why did you call me? Don't ask when?
Why & When: What
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Now forward & kill other's brain.

Pehle hath pe, phir hont pe

Pehle hath pe

Phir hont pe

Phir aankh pe

Phir gaal pe

Or

Phir gardan pe

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Kiss

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Qadar tang karte hain machar aaj kal...!

Agar moonh meetha karna hai tou

Agar moonh meetha karna hai tou ...

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Ki

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kis

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kiss

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Kiss M

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Kisss M

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Kisss Mee

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Kisssh Meesh khao ok

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Log bhi pata nahi kiya kiya sochte hain...

Try this its fun

Try this its fun
Take ur mobile,
select vibrate mode &
put it in water,
Now call from landline,
Ur mobile will start
swiming.
It's a new game called
"Try & Cry" ;-(

Funny Naughty SMS: SECRETS OF SUCCESS - Urdu Sms, Hindi Sms, Bangali Sms, English Sms, Send Free Sms Without Registration | NewSmsPunch

Funny Naughty SMS: SECRETS OF SUCCESS


Funny Naughty SMS: SECRETS OF SUCCESS - Urdu Sms, Hindi Sms, Bangali Sms, English Sms, Send Free Sms Without Registration | NewSmsPunch
Funny Naughty SMS: SECRETS OF SUCCESS - Urdu Sms, Hindi Sms, Bangali Sms, English Sms, Send Free Sms Without Registration | NewSmsPunch




SECRETS OF SUCCESS
1. kabhi top na kro wrna log tm se jlne lge gy.
2. Hmsha late class me jao iss trha hr teacher tmhe yad rkhe ga.
3.zyda prhny se time zaya hota hy or time zaya krna gunah hy.
4.kbi test na do q k beizzati k 2 marks se izzat k 0 achy hy. ;)

Dedicated to all students.

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Funny naughty SMS

Girl=Meri har saans per ek larka marta hai,....



Boy= Tum koi acha tooth paste kyon nahi istamaal karti.. :-D ;-)

school ka zamana - Adult SMS

Aata hai yaad mujhko Wo school ka zamana,wo harami pan ki baaten,Wo bachiyan phansana wo misson ka itra k dikhana,wo hasna hasana,Wo canteen mein lala ko chutiya banana,wo Teachers ko tang karna,wo punishment milna,Wo tally laga k murghiyan churana,Wo exams ki raaton mein suttay lagana,Wo tention ko film dekh kar urana,or pharray bana k lanaNa wo din henna raaten, na bachiyan na mulaqaten
Agr kuch hai to bas yaaden hi yaadein

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