Pathan Sms: Pathan Ne Class Ki Sab Se Khoobsoorat Larki Phasai

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Pathan Sms: 1 Larki Park Main Ghoom Rahi The

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1 Larki park mainidher udher ghoom rahi thi

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Bacho Ka Dushman SEX Ki Dukaan,
"I'm Pathan

Na Choot Ki Aarzoo Na Babbo Pe Dehaan,
"I'm Pathan"

15 Say 18 Saal K Bache Mujhsy Pareshan,
"I'm Pathan"

Meri Pasand Baghair Baalon Wali Gand,
"I'm Pathan"

Msg Parh Kar Marwany Ka Dil Bole To Kabhi Aana Wazeeristan,
"I'm Pathan"

"G-A-PATHAN"

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Pathan bohat der sochne k baad bola....MOHTARMA BENAZIR BHUTTO SHAHEE'D..:-)

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Hum to sms me sirf mazaq he kiya karte thay FARAZ..







Lagta hai pathano ki to kuch zyada he hutt gyi......

Engineer pathan interview kay liay jata hai..

Interviewer: generator kaisay chalta hai


pathan:
tttuurrrrrrr......!!

Pathan. Me
tmhry lye sub chor dunga
Grl: Ami Abu
Pathn: yes
Grl: Khana pina
Pthn: Yes
Girl: Apny frndz
Pthn: yes
Girl: Naswar
Pthn: Baji chalti phrti nazr Aao. 

Pathan ne apne ghar ka darwaza ukhara

or kandhe pe rakh k bazar me agaya!

1 admi ne puccha: Khan sab. kia darwaza bechna hay?

Pathan:Nahi yara,Tala khulwana hy

Joota chupai ki rasm k wqt dulhay ki 1 sali ne kaha:main to 1100 loongi.

2nd sali boli mai to 2100 loongi.

peche se 1 pathan bola: 2310 lelo, us main FM Bhi hai.

1 pathan k jnazay mein bahot sarey pathan bhangra daal rahay thay waja pochi to 1 pathan bola:yara pehli bar ham mein se koi damagh ki nas phatnay se mara hai.

Aik din aik pathan ki apne baap se larrai ho gae.

Osne baap ki photo qabrastan main aik darakht per laga di

aur os k neeche likh dia
"coming soon"

Jo 1 galti kry wo
ANJAN.
Jo 2 glti kry wo
NADAN.
Jo 3 galti kry wo
SHETAN.
Jo galtion pe galtion
kry wo
PATHAN........

¤*"*¤¤*"*¤

Aaj
Wo
AZEEM
Din
Hai
Jab
Aaj
Se
50
Karor
Saal
Pehlay
Aik
Aisi
Medicine
Eejad
Hui
Thi
Jis
Ki
Waja
Se
Aaj
Puri
Dunya
K
Pathan
Zinda
Hein

HAPPY
"NASWAR"
DAY.

Khan 2 his Frnd:
Ye jo table pe admi hy, um ko bht bura lgta hy,
Frnd:Table pe to 4 admi hn,
Khan: wo jiska muchen hn,

Frnd: muchen to subki hn,

Khan: wo jiska kapra supaid hy,

Frnd: wo to sub k sufaid hn,

Pathan ny pistol nikala aur 3 admion ko mar kr bola,
"ye jo reh gya hy, isko um nai choray ga"

Dost Pathan Se:
APRIL FOOL Manaya?

Pathan:
Han

Dost:
Kis K sath?

Pathan:
Bv K sath! hum Ne 3 Bar Talaq Diya Jab Wo Pareshan Howa To Hum Bola:

APRIL FOOL,APRIL FOOL.