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Showing posts with label Student SMS. Show all posts

Late Night Study

3 Students Raat ko Study Karty Huay..
un k pas watch ni thi,,,,,

Madical Student: Yaar Kitny Bajay Hain..?
Arts Student: Pata nai yar hamary pas ghari(Watch) nai ha....
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Engineer's Student ne 1 Pathar Utha Kar 
Saamnay Girl's Hostel k darwazy pe de Maara
1 Larki NikLi Or BoLi..?
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Kamino Raat K ponay 3 Bajay be chain nahi aya, 
Ab to so jao Beghairto..!
That's The Engineer's Logic..;-)

Student Tip

Student Tip:
Never stop asking:
Successful people are those
who are always willing to learn
and thus never stop asking questions.

Exam Sheet pe Susu

Nursery k Student ne
Exam Sheet pe Susu kar dya..
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Teacher:
Badtameez ye kya kia?
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Student: Mama ne kaha tha sab
se pehle jo aa raha ho wahi karna.. :P ;)

Agar inki dua qubool hoti

1 Admi school teacher se:
Zara in bachon se mere karobaar
k liye dua karwa den..

Teacher:
Agar inki dua qubool hoti tou
aj main kisi qabristan mein hoti.. :P :D

Love letter and Exam paper

Teacher:
What is the difference between
Love letter and Exam paper..?

Student:
Love:
Hazaron khayal, jinhe lafzon
mein nahi likh patay..

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Exam:
Hazaron lafz likhne parte hain,
jo khayalon mein bhih nahi aatay.. :P
 

Tension of Exam

"During Exam"

Girls tension:Question out of syllabus na
aa jaye..

&

Boys tension:
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Saala Roll Number 1st chair pe
na aa jaye.. :P :D


Class rooms are like Trains

Class rooms are like Trains..
The first two benches are
executive choaches reserved for
VIPs
the middle are general compartments
and
the last 2 are sleeper classes.. :P ;)

School K Samne Bomb

Teacher: Agar Koi School K Samne
Bomb Rakh De Tou Tum Kya Karoge?

Student:
1-2 Mint Dekhengy,
Agar Koi Le Jata Hai Tou Theek,
Warna Staff Room Mein Rakh Denge.. ;) :P

Tired of Exams Studies

Dad entered son's room and found
him asleep on his books, tired
of exams studies..

walked closer to him, played with
his hair softly, sweetly
and
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slapped his face
and
said
"last comment on FB 1 minute ago.." :P :D

Paas kar deta tou kya baat thi

Student:
Hazaron ki qismat tere hath thi,
Paas kar deta tou kya baat thi

Teacher:
Ishq thora kam karta tou kya baat thi,
Books tou baita sari tere pas thi.. :P :D

I thought I am in love

I thought I am in love,
my nights going sleepless,
my days going useless,
so I asked my heart..
Is this love?

My heart replied:
No dea..
Syllabus ziada hai or aapko
kuch nahi aata.. :P :D
 

School ka yaadgar din

School ka wo yaadgar din
jab aap ka friend aap ka bag
utha k phenkne lagay
or
aap kahein
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dekh le beta
is mein Islamiat ki book hai.. :P

Meaning of school

Teacher:
What's the meaning of shcool?

Student:
School is a place where father pays,
and the child plays.. :P ;)

Most important source of finance

Teacher Asks The Student:
What Is The Most Important
Source Of Finance For
Starting Business..?
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Student: Father in Law.. ;)

Identification of Quetta Students

Identification of Quetta Students:

1.Books in Bag
(F.G college)

2.Books in Hands minds on girls
(Tameri nau College)

3.Rolled Books & Jeans
(I.T University)

4.Girl in Front Seat of Car,, Mobile in Hand
Nothng in mind

(Iqra University)
5.Books in Hand, Nothing in Mind
(WOMEN University)

6.No Books, No Mind, Pistol in Hand
(Boys Degree college)

7. Social, Family, Money Problem 
(Bolan Medical college)

8.) Books in Room, Study from Notes, 
Cigaret in Pocket (Khuzdar University)

9.Don't Know About Course 
Nothing in Mind., Tasbeeh in Hand
(Balochstan universty) :D

It is th month of love

It is th month of love,
snow & candles, cakes
and celebrations..
It's January
Enjoy this lovely and cool month
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Note: Ignore if you are a student
or teacher..
Aap bas Test dete jao or lete jao.. :P

Kal Tareekh Parhaonga

Teacher:
Ye Kitaab Ki Jaga Tum Kya Le
Aye Ho..?
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Student:
Sir, Aap ne hi tou kaha tha
kal tareekh parhaonga is liye
main calendar le aaya..:P :D

Kon kon hoga us mein

Son: Dad! kal school mein ik
choti si get together rakhi hai
aap plz aa jana..
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Dad: Choti se kya matlab hai tumhara..
Kon kon hoga us mein?
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Son:
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Sirf Aap, Main, aur Principal.. :P

Jinga Lala Hurrrrr

Professor:
What is"Obsessive compulsive neurotic Disorder"..?
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Student :-Jinga Lala hurrRrRrrRrrR...
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Prof : Ye kya tha...?
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Studnt :- 
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To woh kya tha? :-D

If classroom is not a place to sleep

If classroom is not a place to sleep
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Then
Home is also not a place to study.. ;)

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