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How To Sove MSQs

How to solve MCQs in a test/exam.....?
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Solve them with ..
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Akar bakar bambe bo, assi nave pore so.. ;)

Bohat Saray Log Magar Akelapan

Dost:
Kisi aisi jagah ka naam batao jahan
bohat saray log hon phir bhi tum akely
feel karo..?
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Dosra Dost:
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Examination Hall..:( :P :D

Honey Singh Exam Version

Yo! Yo
Honey Singh Exam Version
For Students..

Books se door main bhi hoon majboor,
Dil ko sataye ye datesheet ka noor..

Haa baat ye sachi aj tujhko bataun,
Mujhe samajh nahi kese Teacher ko bataun..

Bas paas honay k liye main ye books parhta jaun,
Din Raat hi main ye books rat'ta janu..

Past papers aur notes main dekho vari vari,
Jee karda books phaar dun main saari.. ;) :P

Exam mein hath ki diagram

Student examination hall mein
betha answer sheet pe apna
panja bana raha tha..

Teacher: Paper mein hath ki
diagram ka koi question nahi..

Student:
Main paper bnane wale pe
lanat bhej raha hon.. :P

Ishara Ho Nahi Sakta

Bohut Nazdeek Ho K Bhi
Wo Itna Door Hai Mujh Se..
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Ishara Ho Nahi Sakta,
Pukara Ja Nahi Sakta.
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Tashreeh:
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Shayer Is Waqt Exam
De Raha Hai Aur
Cheating Ka Koi
Chance Nahi.. :P :D


Agar Hand Writing Ki Bat Ki Jaye

Agar Hand Writing Ki Bat Ki Jaye
tou
Exams K Last 15 Minutes main
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Har student me doctor ki aatma aa jati hai :D

If a tough paper comes in exam

If a tough paper comes in exam..
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Just close ur eyes 4 a moment, 
take a deep breath 
& 
say loudly:
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This is a very interesting subject
"I WANT 2 REPEAT IT" :-D

Tum pura saal nahin parhte

Bachay ki maa Bachay say:
Tum pora Saal Nahin Parhte Or
Exams ate hi
Kitabon Mein Lag jate Ho ?

Bacha:
Because Lehron ka sukoon
Sabhi ko pasand hay lekin,
Tufanon me Kashti
nikalne ka maza hi kuch or hay..

Maa:
"idhar aaa.. Tujhy main btaoon"
TITANIC k Driver... :D

Bachy examination hall mein

Bachy examination hall
my bethey they,
examiner bohat strict tha
cheating nahin karne de
raha tha ek bachy ne chit
likh k examiner ko di.
Examiner khamoshi sy ja
k apni chair py beth gya.
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Dosra bacha pehle se:
yar tu ne kya likha?

bache ne kaha Mene likha
"SIR PeECHeY Se APKI PANT PHATI hui Hai" ;)

2 Nalaik Exam K Baad

2 Nalaik Exam k baad:

1st:Ye paper konsa tha?
2nd:Maths ka

1st:Matlab tu paper kar k
aya hy.
2nd:Nae yar! Sath wali larki
k paas Calculator dekha tha.. :P

Insan wahi hai jo dosron k kaam aaye

Teacher: Insan wahi hai jo dosron

k kaam aaye.



Student: Per exam mein na tou aap

hamare kaam aatey hain na dosron

ko aanay dete hain...

tou kya aap insan nahi ho? :P

Tomorrow is my exam

our Attitude:



Tomorrow is my exam

but

I don't care

because a single sheet of paper

can't decide my future.

Aj ek or din dhal gaya

Taras taras k baraste hain

mere aansoo roz

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aaj ek or din dhal gaya

chapter k pages gintey gintey.

Funniest Situation

*Funniest Situation*

We have no idea what to write in
tha paper & the teacher comes & says:
"Plz hide your answer sheet" :D

Har student k sar k taj hota hai 33 marks

Har student k sar k taj hota hai 33marks,

Board ka ashirvad hota hai 33marks



33marks ki qeemat tum kya jano 'Parliment walo'

Har failure ka khuwab hota hai 33 marks.

Why we sometimes write etc

Why we sometimes write "etc"

in exams?



Because it means



E-End of

T-Thinking

C-Capacity



But teacher won't ever understands

our feelings. :P

Before Exam

Before Exam:

Boy: Best of luck.
Girl: Best of luck.

After exam:

Girl got 90% marks
and
Boy got 20% marks.

Moral: Larkay dil se dua detay hain. :)

Din bemaza, ratain besur

Din BeMaza,,,
Ratain BeSur,,,
Har Pal Be-chaini,,,
Main ne pocha DIL se Keya mjhy PYAR hoa hai...
DIL ne kaha
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"NA BACHAY RESULT ke jhATkE hain. :P

World's Best Feeling

World's Best Feeling-
It cums when
we see a very wonderful question paper in exams hall
And we smile at each other & say.
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Ek bhi nahi ata yaar:-)

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