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BV k Kuttay k liye Doodh

Admi Milk shop par gay
aur bola:
Bhai 1 Litre Doodh dena
BV k kuttay k liye..

Dooth wala:
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Yahin piyo gay
ya
parsal kar doon..? :D
 

Last resort of insecure people

Insults
are the Last resort of insecure
people with a crumbling position
trying to appear confident..!!

You may lose hair, teeth and eyesight

As years go..
You may lose hair, teeth and
eyesight but
not your beauty, talent,
brightness & intelligence..
Because
You can never lose which
you don't have.. ;) :D


100 ka balance

100 ka balance
tum ne bheja hai..?
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Jab bhejne wali shakal nahi hai
tou end tak parhne ki kya
zarurat hai.. :/


Question of the day

Questi0n 0f the Day..!
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App k Ghar Me App k Elawa
Kon C Cheez
Sub Se Ziyada Fazool Hai..?? :-P :-D
Reply Zaror Karna..!

Ek room mein 5 dost rehte thay

1 R0om me 5 dost rehte thay.
1.Pagal
2.Bewaquf
3.Dimagh
4.Koi Nhi
5.Kisi
1 Din"Koi Nahi" ne "Kisi" Ko Mar Dia,
us waqt "Dimagh" washroom me tha
"Pagal"Ne Police Ko call ki
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"Hello Police, 'Koi Nahi' ne 'Kisi' Ko Qatal Ker dya Hay.
Police:"Oye, Kia Tum Pagal Ho?"
Pagal:"G,Main Pagal Hun.
Police:"Tere Pas Dimagh Nahi Hay?
Pagl:"G 'Dimag' tu washroom Mein Hay."
Police: "O Bewquf"
Pagl: "Nahi G, 
Main tu Pagal Hun, bewaquf message parh raha hay.
Hahahah
2014 ki advance top class bezt.. 

Modern Obedient Neat Kind

'Modern,
Obedient,
Neat,
Kind,
Excellent,
Young,
Hey! Thats me...
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Pareshan mat ho is mein tumhara nam bhi hay...
Read the 1st alphabet of every line.' 

Question for brilliant people

Question for brilliant people
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Question was only for
brilliant people
so you relax!

Dil k Mehman ban jao

Dil k "Mehman" ban jao

Aankhon ka "Arman" ban jao



Honton ki "Muskan" ban jao

Oh, tum ho

I'm sorry yar

tum tou bas

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Insan ban jao.



Oye tere number ka kya problem hai?

Oye tere number ka kya problem hai?



Main ne abhi call ki tou

operator boli...

"Welcome to jungle,

aapka matlooba bandar drakhta se ulta

latka hua hai.

Koi ek din select karo

Koi ek din select karo..

Sunday,

Monday,

Tuesday,

Wednesday,

Thursday,

Friday,

Saturday,



Aur



Himmat kar k

us din naha lo.

Aj "Ding Dong Bubble" wali billi

Aj "Ding Dong Bubble" wali billi ki

barsi hai, uski yaad mein 3 baar

miaaon, miaaon, miaaon kar k ye sms

kisi ek "Cartoon" ko zaroor send karo,

Main ne tou kar dya.

Kallu, Billu, Ullo,

3 Dost thay...



Kallu, Billu, Ullo,



Kallu: B.S.C mein parh raha tha,



Billu: MA mein parh raha tha,



Or hamara

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Ullo: SMS parh raha hai.

If I Was An Artist

If I Was An Artist,
You Would Be My Picture
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If I Was A Poet,
You Would Be My Inspiration
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If I Was An Author,
You Would Be My Story
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But I'm
Only A Cartoonist:-

Do you remember your childhood?

Do you remember your childhood?
When you went to a toy shop and asked shopkeeper...
Uncle how much cost of that monkey?
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And shopkeeper reply:
That is a mirror my child:-

Aap PAGAL ho

Aap "PAGAL" ho
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Ghussa nahi karna..
Mere paas proof hai
k aap PAGAL ho
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P=Pyare
A=Ache
G=Great
A=Anmol
L=Lovely
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Kaha tha na PAGAL ho:-

Agar koi tumhe kahe

Agar koi tumhe kahe
"oye INSAN ban jao"
To
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Yar eik bar koshish
kar leney me koi harj nahi:-

Smart ho tum

Rangeen ho tum,
Rangon se bhi ziyada
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Smart ho tum,
Doston se ziyada
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zaheen ho tum
Mujh se bhi ziyada
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Agar aisa sochte ho
Tou?
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Bewaqoof ho tum
Had se bhi ziyada

Khush ho gaye na

Hi..
Cute,Sweet,Stylish,Charming
& Most Handsome Person!
How are You?
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Khush ho gaye na!
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Ab nikal lo!
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Mujhe dosron ko bhi pagal banana hay:-

Bohut dil karta hay

Bohut dil karta hay
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Tum se milny ko
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Daikhny ko
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Batain karny ko
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Tang karny ko
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Magar ye stupid
'Gate keeper' kehta hay
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"Aaj zoo band hay"

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