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Purani Bemari - Funny Messages 2015 - Funny SMS 2015 - Joke SMS 2015 - Urdu Jokes 2015 | New Sms Punch

Purani Bemari - Funny Messages 2015 - Funny SMS 2015 - Joke SMS 2015 - Urdu Jokes 2015 | New Sms Punch


 Dr. (Mareez k checkup k bad):
'Koi Purani Bemari hai jo aapki
sehat aur zehni sukoon
tabah-o-barbad kar rahi hai..
.
Mareez:

Ahista bolain,
bahir he bethi hain.. :P :D
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Aaj Kal Garmi

Aaj Kal Garmi
Aisay Parh Rahi Hay..
.
.
.
Jese Kal Uska Paper Ho.. :P ;)

Bachpan se Attitude

Mere andar Attitude bachpan se
hi bohat hai..

I remember
jab main paida huwa tha tou
maine
.
2 saal tak kisi se baat nahi ki.. ;-) :-D

Larkiyon Ki Zindagi

Larkiyon Ki Aadhi Zindagi
Husband Ki Talash Mein

Aur
Baqi

Husband Ki Talashi
Lene Mein Guzer Jati Hai.. :/ :D

Apun Ka Ek Hi Usool Hai

Apun Ka Ek Hi Usool Hai
.
Hansi Pe Ghum Qurban
.
Khushi Pe Aansoo Qurban
.
Dost Pe Jaan Qurban
.
Aur
.
Dost Ki GF Mil Jaye
Tou
Dost Bhi Qurban.. ;)
.
Sachi Yaari Sab Pe Bhaari.. :P

Biwi Fanta Ki Bottle Ki Tarah

Biwi: Jab Main Shadi Kar K Aayi Thi
Tab Main Fanta Ki Bottle Ki Tarah
Smart Thi..
Ab Main Kitni Moti Ho Gayi Hoon.
.
Shohar: Tum Ab Bhi Fanta Ki Bottle
Ki Tarah Ho..
Biwi Bohut Khush Huwi..
.
Shohar: Pehle Regular Bottle Ki Tarah Thi
Aur Ab
.
.
Jumbo Pack Ho 2:15 Liter.. :P :D

Shadi aur Bijli k Taar

Shadi Bijli ki Taar(Wire) jesi hai,
.
Sahih Jurr Jaye Tou Zindagi Roshan
Aur
Agar
.
.
Ghalat Jurr Jaye
Tou Saari Zindagi Jhatkay.. :P :D

Husn Ki Tareef

Biwi: Meri umer 55 saal hotay huway bhi
aapka 1 dost mere Husn ki tareef karta hai..
..
Khawand: Mithoo hoga..
.
Biwi: Aap ne kese pehchana?
.
Khawand: Wo Kabariya(Ragman) hai.. :P :D

Mard Mirch Ki Tarah Tezz

Mard Mirch Ki Tarah Tezz
Hota Hai..
.
Magar
.
Mirch Jitni Tezz Ho
.
.
.
Aurat Uska Achaar Daal Hi Deti Hai.. :P :D

Kal Ka Kaam Aaj Mat Karo

Kal Ka Kaam Aaj Mat Karo,
Isko Kal K Liye Hi Rakho..
Kya Pta
.
.
Is Kaam
.
.
.
.
.
Ko Karne Ki Zarurat Hi Na Paray.. ;) :P

Shadi Aur Mangni K Darmian Waqfa

Agar Shadi aur Mangni K Darmian
Bohat Ziada Waqfa Ho Tou
Sab Se Ziada Faida Kis Ko Hota Hai..?
.
1. Larkay Ko?
Nahi
2. Laki Ko?
Nahi
.
Balkay
.
.
Mobile Companies Ko.. :P :D

WhatsApp Kahan Se Aayega

She: Phone mein
WhatsApp Kahan Se Aayega?
.
Me: Playstore se..
.
She: Yar Hamare City Mein
Is Naam Se Koi Store Nahi.. :P :D

Teri Judai Mein Neend Urti Hai

Boy:
Teri Judai Mein Neend Urti Hai,
Jaan Jati Hai, Chen Khota Hai,
Dil Rota Hai..
.
Girl:
.
.
Check Karwa Le,
Dengi Virus Bhi Aissa He Hota Hai.. :P :D

Tu Bakwaas Band Kar

Mujhse Ek Larki Ne Kaha K
Tumhare Dost Ullu Hain
.
Maine Ghusse Se Kaha:
.
.
.
Tu Bakwaas Band Kar

.
.
.
.
.
.
Mujhe Maloom Hai.. ;)

Kesi Lag Rahi Hoon

Girl: Kesi lag rahi hoon main?
Boy: Bohat achi tumhen makeup
ki zaroorat nahi hay

Girl: Tou phir kis cheez ki zarurat hai?
Boy:
.
.
Plastic surgery ki ;) :D

3 Cheezon Insan Ko Dhoka Deti Hain

Dunya Mein 3 Cheezen Insan
Ko Dhoka De Jati Hain..

1. Hansti Hui Larki
.
2. Khamosh Betha Huwa Kutta
.

3.
.
.
Pakistan Cricket Team :P :D

Ek Kaam Tha Yaar

1st Friend: Hello! Kya haal hai yar?
.
2nd Friend: Zabardast..Tun suna..?
.
.
1st: Ek Kaam Tha Yaar..
.
.
.
.
.
2nd: Haan tou kar le baad mein baat karenge, Bye.. :P :D

Shadi K 14 Saal

Shadi K 14 Saal Puray Hone Pe
HUSBAND Gehri Soch Me Tha..
.
Wife: Kya Soch Rahe hn?
.
Husband: Yaad hai Jab Tumhare Abbu Ne 
Hamein Bagh Me Pakra Tha aur Kaha tha!
Ya To Meri Beti Se Shadi Karo,
Ya 14 saal K Liye Jail Jaao!!
.
Wife: (Smiles) Yes
.
Husband: Agar Main Sahi Faisla Karta To
Aaj K Din Aazaad Ho Jata.. :P :D

10 Saal K Bachon Ko Piyar

10 Saal K Bachon Ko Piyar
Horaha Hai..
60 Saal K Log Shadi Kar Rahe Hain
Aur
.
.
Jinki Ye Sab Karne Ki Umer Hai Wo
Nokri Ki Talash Mein Hain.. :P
Batao Yaar
'Kya Ye Khula Tazaad Nahi..?' 

Being Single No Problem But

Being Single Is Not A Problem
But
It Kills Boys Inside
When
Their Friend Says:
.
.
Bhai Aaj Teri Bhaabhi ne Apne Haath
Se Maggi Bana K Khilayi.. :P

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