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News k kitne paise lo gay

Memon: Mera Abba Mar gaya hai
News k Kitne Paise loge..?

Editor: Rs.50, Ek lafz k.

Memon: Likho "Ghafoor Died"

Editr: Sir Kam se Kam 6 Words hone Chahiye.

Memon: Ok Tou Likho

"Ghafoor Died,

Suzuki Mehran

For Sale.. ;-):-D

Agar aap ka SMS package hai
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tou
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mera bhi hai..
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Bohat Sharmindagi hui aap se mil k
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Package bhi hai phir bhi Message
nahi kartay..
Mobile bech k Murrghi khareed lo
kam az kam anday tou de gi.. :/

SMS na karne walu k liye Song

SMS na karne walu k liye Song

"Agar tum mil jao
tou taangain torr dengay hum

Tumhain paa k tumhare
pechay Kuttay chorr dengay hum
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Bus tum mil jaaoooo

For sale Corolla XLI

For Sale Corolla XLI Model 2014

Contact:
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Bhai Tu Rehne de

SMS Karne k Pese Nahi

chala 18 Lakh ki Car lene

Corolla chor KARELA LeLe 20 rupe kilo hai.. :/

Cheeni se meethay

Ay mere Cheeni se meethay
dhoodh se goray
samundar se gehre
braf se thande
aag se garam
Dost
kabhi SMS bhi kar dya karo.. :/

Chipkali ko dho kar

Chipkali ko dho kar
uski dum kaat dein
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phir uska pait chaak kar k
saaf kar len
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phir ubaal kar dhoop mein
sukha len
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phir ghee mein tal kar
chips jesa crunchi hone k
baad ketchup upar daal kar
khaya jaye tou
suna hai
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wo bemari mar jati hai,
jo aapko SMS nahi karne deti. ;)

Hai mera kam faqeeron ko SMS karna

Hai mera kam faqeeron ko SMS karna,
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kanjooso or ghareebon ka Inbox bharna,
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Mere ALLAH inhen ab bhi sharam aa jaye,
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Ye SMS parhte hi inka bhi SMS aa jaye.. :P

Aapko SMS karne se behtar hai

Aapko SMS karne se behtar hai..
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Kuttay ko pathar maar loon
kam se kam reply tou karta hai. ;)

Neem k 4 pattey lo

Neem k 4 pattey lo
2 ko 1 glass pani main boil karo
2 ki chatni bnao
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chatni ko us pani k sath kha lo,
is se wo keera mar jaey ga
jo tmhain SMS nahi karny deta.. ;)

Aap SMS kab karo ge

'sMs rates'

1995! Rs.5
1998! Rs.4
2002! Rs.3
2005! Rs.2
2006! Rs.1
2008! Rs.0.5
2013! FREE
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Aap SMS kab karo ge?
Jab SMS karnay k paisay milain gay? :D

Kya aap k mobile ko qabz ki shikayat hai

Kiya ap k mobile ko Qabz ki shikayat hay?
Jo sms nahi nikal rahe
1 Tablet "Easy Load" ki khila do
Or ek injection package ka lagwa lo.
Qabz Toot Jae ga.. :/

Ae merey Sugar se mithay

Ae merey

Sugar se mithay

milk se goray

aasman se onchay

Samandar se gehre

baraf se thande

aag se garam

or

sab se

be-sharam

DOST

Kabhi tou Text kar diya karo.

Aap k chehre pe NOOR ki smile hai

Aap k chehre pe NOOR ki smile hai,
Aap k paas mehnga MOBILE hai,
Aap k inbox mein SMS ki lambi file hai,
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Par SmS nahi karte
Waah kya faqeeron wala Style hai.

1 Waqt tha k aap k messages

1 Waqt tha k aap k messages
parh kar khushi hoti thi
Lekin ab nahi hoti
Pata ha kiun????
Bhai message ayen gaY to khushi hogi na...

Dil hai sacha or dimaagh hai kacha

Dil hai sacha or dimaagh hai kacha

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wah wah wah

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Dil hai sacha or dimaagh hai kacha

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Tere sms nahi aa rahay kya baat hai bacha?

Chala ja SMS tu ban k gulab

Chala ja SMS tu ban k gulab,

Hogi suchi dosti tou aaye ga jawab,

agar na aaye jawab tou mat hona udas,

Samajh lena k...

Balance nahi hai ghareeb k pass.

Tanha dekh k mujhse chand ne kaha

Tanha dekh k mujhse chand ne kaha,

Aapke chahne walon ne aapko bhula diya hoga

Main ne muskura k jawab diya...

Wo bewafa nahi, kanjoos hai

Packege khatam ho gaya hoga.

Khudi ko kar kanjoos itna

Khudi ko kar kanjoos itna
k har sms bhaijnay se pehlay
Service center waly khud call kar k pochein
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Pakki baat hai?
Bhaijna hai k sending fail kardein

Ek waqt tha ap k msgs aise aate thay

Ek waqt tha ap k msgs aise aate thay
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Jese kisi ne tumhare sar pe pistol rakhi huwi hay
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Aur tum se msgs karwa raha hay
Magar ab lagta hay
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Goli maardi

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