Boy on a date in BMW car:

Maine tumse ek baat chupayi hai

Girl: Kya?



Boy: I am already married

Girl: Tumne to mujhe dara diya tha,

main samjhi BMW car tumhari nahi hai.

Larki:

Main kal tum se milne nahi aa sakti.



Larka:

Chalo main tumhara gift kisi or

ko de deta hun.

.

.

Larki:

Mera matlab tha kal nahi aa sakti,

abhi kahan ho tum?

Many crushes and flirts
are better than
one true love
bcoz
monopoly is always damaging,
and competition improves
efficiency!
Pure economic theory of Love;-):-P

Husband & wife dono dinner k liye gae
to 1 larki ne hello kaha..

Wife: Kon thi ye?
Husband: Tum dimagh kharab mat karo!
Abhi usko bhi batana hai k tum kon ho?

If u ever broke up wid ur lover,
Dn't b upset...
Bcoz=
Light aur Lover aani jaani cheezain hai.......!!

*How to identify who's flirting you
& who loves U?

The 1 who is flirting talks only about love,
But...
The 1 who really loves U talks
abt everything except love.

I Loved Sum1,

But

Sum1 Broke My Heart Into Pieces,

&

Now Every Piece Of My Heart Loves Sum1,

And People Call Me A Flirt:-