Purani Bemari - Funny Messages 2015 - Funny SMS 2015 - Joke SMS 2015 - Urdu Jokes 2015 | New Sms Punch

Dr. (Mareez k checkup k bad):
'Koi Purani Bemari hai jo aapki
sehat aur zehni sukoon
tabah-o-barbad kar rahi hai..
.
Mareez:

Ahista bolain,
bahir he bethi hain.. :P :D


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Aaj Kal Garmi
Aisay Parh Rahi Hay..
.
.
.
Jese Kal Uska Paper Ho.. :P ;)

Mere andar Attitude bachpan se
hi bohat hai..

I remember
jab main paida huwa tha tou
maine
.
2 saal tak kisi se baat nahi ki.. ;-) :-D

Larkiyon Ki Aadhi Zindagi
Husband Ki Talash Mein

Aur
Baqi

Husband Ki Talashi
Lene Mein Guzer Jati Hai.. :/ :D

Apun Ka Ek Hi Usool Hai
.
Hansi Pe Ghum Qurban
.
Khushi Pe Aansoo Qurban
.
Dost Pe Jaan Qurban
.
Aur
.
Dost Ki GF Mil Jaye
Tou
Dost Bhi Qurban.. ;)
.
Sachi Yaari Sab Pe Bhaari.. :P

Biwi: Jab Main Shadi Kar K Aayi Thi
Tab Main Fanta Ki Bottle Ki Tarah
Smart Thi..
Ab Main Kitni Moti Ho Gayi Hoon.
.
Shohar: Tum Ab Bhi Fanta Ki Bottle
Ki Tarah Ho..
Biwi Bohut Khush Huwi..
.
Shohar: Pehle Regular Bottle Ki Tarah Thi
Aur Ab
.
.
Jumbo Pack Ho 2:15 Liter.. :P :D

Shadi Bijli ki Taar(Wire) jesi hai,
.
Sahih Jurr Jaye Tou Zindagi Roshan
Aur
Agar
.
.
Ghalat Jurr Jaye
Tou Saari Zindagi Jhatkay.. :P :D