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Agar aap ka SMS package hai
.
tou
.
.
.
mera bhi hai..
.
Bohat Sharmindagi hui aap se mil k
.
Package bhi hai phir bhi Message
nahi kartay..
Mobile bech k Murrghi khareed lo
kam az kam anday tou de gi.. :/

SMS na karne walu k liye Song

"Agar tum mil jao
tou taangain torr dengay hum

Tumhain paa k tumhare
pechay Kuttay chorr dengay hum
.
Bus tum mil jaaoooo

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Ay mere Cheeni se meethay
dhoodh se goray
samundar se gehre
braf se thande
aag se garam
Dost
kabhi SMS bhi kar dya karo.. :/

Chipkali ko dho kar
uski dum kaat dein
.
phir uska pait chaak kar k
saaf kar len
.
phir ubaal kar dhoop mein
sukha len
.
phir ghee mein tal kar
chips jesa crunchi hone k
baad ketchup upar daal kar
khaya jaye tou
suna hai
.
.
.
wo bemari mar jati hai,
jo aapko SMS nahi karne deti. ;)

Kanjoos Friends are
always kanjoos

They receive kaafi messages
but
they send ikka dukka message
in a month
.
Actaully ther are special kind
of kanjoos..
.
They become more dheet
after a lot of bezati ..
.
They never get sharam and
muskraying by reading the SMS.. :)