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Showing posts with label Pakistan Politics Funny SMS. Show all posts

Meaning of 3G

What is 3G?
What is the meaning of 3G?

Arts Student:
Wrong question

Commerce student:
This is Physics's question

Medical idea:
No idea

Engineering student:
We can tell you what is 3G
Let
(3G) = G+G+G
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and the meaning of 3G is
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Go Ganjay Go ;)

Jesi Awam Wesy Hukmraan

Kehty Hain..
Jesi Awam Wesy Hukmraan
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Lo btao
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Hum kya ganjay hain.. :P

Altaf bhai se phone pe baat

Kal maine Altaf Bhai se phone pe baat ki.
Unho ne kaha:
Helloooooooooooooooo
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koooooooooooooooonn
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boooooooooooooooool
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Rahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
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Or Mera Balance Khatam
Ho Gya! :-p
Dekh yar bhai 100 ka card pee gae..
QUAID se yaari Jaib pe bhari.... :D

Murghi ne diya 3 anday

Ek murghi ne 3 anday diye
or dua mangi k
'meri aolaad siasat-daan nikle'

jab 1 anda toota
tou Imran Khan nikla,
2sra anda toota
tou Nawaz shareef nikla
.
3sra anda toota he nahi tou
murghi pareshan ho gayi
itne mein anday se awaz aayi..
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Ammi main Altaf Hussain hoon
sirf phone par rabta hoga.. :P :D

Load Shedding kab khatam hogi

Kuta Bili se:
Maano! Load Shedding kab
khatam hogi..?
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Bili:
Mujhe kya pata,
Sher se pucho jis ko
Vote diya tha.. :P

Agar koi karkun ko thapar bhi maare

Agar koi karkun ko thapar b maare to
jawab mein osey phool do
(ALTAF HUSSAIN ki kitab falsafa.e.mohbt se iqtibas)
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Magar
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Phool qabristan ya hospital ja kar dene hein.
ALTAF BHAI ki wazahat...:P

If women ruled the world

If women ruled the world there
would be no wars..
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It would just be a group of
jealous countries, not talking to
each other.. |D |D

 
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