Teacher Pappu Se: Aaj Pehli Baar Tum\
Class Mein Baaten Kar Rahe Ho..
Warna Hamesha Tum Nazar Jhuka Kar
Mera Lecture Sunte Thay..
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Pappu:
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Sir!
Aaj Mera SMS Package khatam ho gaya hai.. :P :D :/

Larki: Main Us Se Shadi Karongi Jis
Ka Ooncha Karobar Ho..
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Pappu:
Mujhse Shadi Kar Lo!
Main Minar-e-Pakistan K Oper
Papar Bechta Hoon.. :P :D

Teacher: Bacho Batao!
Zinda rehne k liye kya cheez
zaroori hai..?
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Pappu zor se bola:
Zinda rehne k liye teri qasam,
Ek mulaqat zaroori hai Sanam.. ;)