1st friend: O, Yaar
Who is Mr. Xi Jinping?
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2nd: He is Chinese President.
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1st:
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Then who is the original President..:/ :P :D

Indian PM Moodi Has Proved..
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BV ki tension na ho tou
Banda Chaaye wale se
Prime Minister ban sakta hai.. :P :D

Altaf Bhai apni new Book
Falsafa-e-Mohabbat mein
likhtay hain..

"Agar koi tumhen thapar bhi maray
tou bhi uska jawab Phool se do"

Aagay Altaf Bhai
wazahat karte huway likhtay hain..

"Lekin Phool uski Qabar par
ja kar dene hain" :P
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Wah Bhai

Mamnoon Hussain ko
President ban'nay ka sab
se bara faida ye huwa k
ab us ko
road par Police tang
nahi karti.. :D :P

Breaking NEWS

1. Match Haarne Ki Zimedaari
Taliban ne qabool kar li hai..
Wazarat e Dakhla

2. Match haarne mein America
ka hath hai.. Siraj ul Haq

3. Hum Match haarne ki riwayat
ko 2 saal mein khatam kar dengay.
Nawaz Sharif

4. Ye hamare khilaf Sazish
ki ja rahi hai..
Rabta Committee

5. Imran Khan or Tahir ul Qadri
ne Match haarne k baad Dharne
ka ailan kar diya..

Pilot: Hum 60 Meel door aur
6000 feet uper hen or petrol nahi,
Help over..
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Control Room:
Kalma Parh Lo
Petrol yahan bhi nahi Ganjay ki
hukoomat hay.. :P

Ek Dehati ne kapre ki Shop kholi,

Usi mein Estate Agency bhi kholi

Shop k samne Tandoor bhi lga liya..
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aur
Shop ka naam rakha
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Roti, Kapra aur Makaan.. :P :/