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Showing posts with label Student SMS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Student SMS. Show all posts

Late Night Study

3 Students Raat ko Study Karty Huay..
un k pas watch ni thi,,,,,

Madical Student: Yaar Kitny Bajay Hain..?
Arts Student: Pata nai yar hamary pas ghari(Watch) nai ha....
.
Engineer's Student ne 1 Pathar Utha Kar 
Saamnay Girl's Hostel k darwazy pe de Maara
1 Larki NikLi Or BoLi..?
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Kamino Raat K ponay 3 Bajay be chain nahi aya, 
Ab to so jao Beghairto..!
That's The Engineer's Logic..;-)

Student Tip

Student Tip:
Never stop asking:
Successful people are those
who are always willing to learn
and thus never stop asking questions.

Exam Sheet pe Susu

Nursery k Student ne
Exam Sheet pe Susu kar dya..
.
Teacher:
Badtameez ye kya kia?
.
Student: Mama ne kaha tha sab
se pehle jo aa raha ho wahi karna.. :P ;)

Agar inki dua qubool hoti

1 Admi school teacher se:
Zara in bachon se mere karobaar
k liye dua karwa den..

Teacher:
Agar inki dua qubool hoti tou
aj main kisi qabristan mein hoti.. :P :D

Love letter and Exam paper

Teacher:
What is the difference between
Love letter and Exam paper..?

Student:
Love:
Hazaron khayal, jinhe lafzon
mein nahi likh patay..

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Exam:
Hazaron lafz likhne parte hain,
jo khayalon mein bhih nahi aatay.. :P
 

Tension of Exam

"During Exam"

Girls tension:Question out of syllabus na
aa jaye..

&

Boys tension:
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Saala Roll Number 1st chair pe
na aa jaye.. :P :D


Class rooms are like Trains

Class rooms are like Trains..
The first two benches are
executive choaches reserved for
VIPs
the middle are general compartments
and
the last 2 are sleeper classes.. :P ;)

 
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