School: A place where papa pays and son plays

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Life insurance: A contract that keeps you 

poor all your life so that you can die rich.

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Marriage: Its an agreement in which a man 

loses his bachelors degree and a woman 

gains her masters.

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Dictionary: A place where success comes before work

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Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

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Doctor: A person who kills 

your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.. :P