In a Bar,
a Man attended a phone call
on l0udspeaker & spoke:
Hello, Honey

Wife: darling I'm in shopping mall,
shall I buy Jewellery worth Rs.1 Lac?

Man: Sure Honey
.
Wife: 1 Silk-Saree worth Rs.20000 dear,
shall I?

Man: 1 Saree not enough Honey,
take 1 more
.
Wife: ok dear,
I've ur Credit-Card, shall I use now?

Man: Sure, with pleasure.

His Friends asked him
after he put down his mobile:
U love ur Wife this much?
Man: "ITS NOT MY Mobile!'.. ;)