Dost : Pata hai yar darta Q hai main hon na.

Boy: I love u

Dost: Main b bohat pyar karta hoon tuj say,,,

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Operation k baad jab larky ko hosh aya

to sirf uska baap khara tha

Boy: Wo kahan hai?

Father: Tumhain nai pata tumhain dil kis nay dia?

Boy: whaat????

Aur

Zor Zor say ronay laga tab

Dil se awaz i roo mat mery yar 

main to tery seny main hamesha k 

liye zinda hon! 

Ye msg sirf un dosto ko send karo 

jin ko app kabhi b khoona nahi chahty