Son: Pepsi ya Mirinda?

Father: Pepsi.

Son: Plastic ya Glass wali bottle?

Father: Plastic.

Son: Choti ya bari?

Father: Nahin chahiye, bas Pani pilado.

Son: Sada ya Namak mila hua?

Father: Sada.

Son: Thanda ya Garam?

Father: Chal ja warna mardunga.

Son: Chappal ya rod se?

Father: Janwar kahin k...

Son: Konsa Dog ya Donkey?

Father: Ja mere samny se hat ja.

Son: Slow ya Fast?

Father: Mery hathon mar jayega.

Son: Chaqu ya Gun sy?

Father: Chaqu sy.

Son: Zabah karogy ya de marogy?

Father: Abey ja, B.P high horaha hai mera.

Son: Doctor ko bulaoon ya Doctor k paas chalen?

Father: Doctor k paas chalty hain.

Son: Dr. Shahid ya Dr. Manzoor?

Father: Dr. Shahid.

Son: Rikshaw ya Car main?

Father: Car main.

Son: Apni wali ya Taxi mai?

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Father: Maaf kardy beta, 

kuch bhi nahin chahiye. 

Mujhy piyas hi nahin lagi.

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Son: Tum bhi na abba, 

itni dair se aiwin time waste kia. ;)