Wife on phone:
Suniye! Window ka lock nae khul raha?

Husband: thora oil garam kar k
is k oper daal do..

Wife: Is se kaam ho jayega?

Husband: Tum try tou karo
.
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After 15 minutes husband calls wife:
Tum ne try kya?

Wife: Han g! but ab Laptop nae chal raha..

Husband: Lakh di lanat :P