Biwi dair se ghar aayi or
chup chaap bed room ka darwaza khola
tou dekha k kambal mein 2 ki bajaye 4
taangein nazar aa rahi thin..

Us ne Cricket bat uthaya or
zor zor se marna shru ho gayi..
Jab maar maar k thak chuki tou
pani peeney kitchen mein gayi
dekha uska shohar wahan betha
magazine parh raha hai..

Shohar bola:
tumhare ammi abbu aye hein
maine unko bed room mein sulaya hai
ja kar mil lo

Moral:
"Aur karen shak" :P