Husband: ka SMS:
Begum mujhe 1 Car ne Office k bahir
takkar maar di hai
phir Aamna Mujhe Hospital Le
Kar Gayi
Mera 1 baazo or 3 pasliyaan
toot gayi hain
Sir pe bhi 9 taankay lagay hain
aur
Left paaon ki 1 ungli bhi kat gayi hai

Wife ka Reply:
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Ye Aamna kon hai..? :/ :P