1. If you want to change the world,
do it when you are young bachelor,
after marriage, you can't even
change a TV channel.. :P

2. Listening to wife is like reading
reading the terms and conditions of
website. You understand nothing,
still you agree.. :D

3. Chess is the only game in the world,
which reflects the status of the husband.
The poor king can take only one step
at a time..while the mighty Queen can
do whatever she likes.. :/ :D