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Husband: Kahan Ghayeb Thi 4 Ghante Se..?
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Wife: Mall Gayi Thi Shopping Karne.
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Husband: Kya Kya Liya..?
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Wife: 1 Hair Band
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45 Selfies .. :P ;)

Ab hum bilkul farigh hain,
Gandum ki katayi k liye hum se
raabta karen..

MisbahulHaq: 0321-885854784
Shahid Afridi: 0346-568952674
Younas Khan: 0300-698547258
Umer Akmal: 0313-745812458
Ahmed Shehzad: 0333-325614221 :P

Wo Kehti Thi
Mere Jaisi Kabhi Nahi Milegi Tumhen,
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Us Ka Naam Facebook pe
Search Kya Tou 136 aur Mil Gaye.. :P ;)

Main tou Nikla Tha Talash-e-Ishq
Mein Tanhaaiyon k Dar Se..
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Bahir Thand Bohat Thi,
Soup Pee Kar Wapas Aa Gaya.. :P ;)

Hum Pakistanion
k paas
har maslay ka hal hai
bas
masla
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dosre ka hona chahiye.. :/

Piyaar Tou Achanak Hi Ho Jata Hai
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Jo Iraday Se Ho
Usay Setting Kehtey Hain.. ;-) :-D

Dog1: Mere Malik ne subha 4
bajay Chor pakra..
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Dog2: Tu kahan tha tab..?
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Dog1: So raha tha,
Kutta hon Insan nahi jo
Internet chalata rahon.. :P :D

Insaan ko 3 Cheezain kabhi bhi
dhoka de sakti hain:

1. Hansti hui Larki
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2. Khamosh betha huwa Kutta
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3. Pakistan Cricket Team :P :D

1. If you want to change the world,
do it when you are young bachelor,
after marriage, you can't even
change a TV channel.. :P

2. Listening to wife is like reading
reading the terms and conditions of
website. You understand nothing,
still you agree.. :D

3. Chess is the only game in the world,
which reflects the status of the husband.
The poor king can take only one step
at a time..while the mighty Queen can
do whatever she likes.. :/ :D

Misbah Ul Haq ki
Amir Khan se Request..
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PK-2 bnayi jaye
taakay humain pta chal jaye k
aur kon dhoka nahi dega.. :/ ;)

Girl in shop:
Koi Valentine Card hai jis pe
likha ho
"Tum he ho, mera pehla aur Aakhri piyar"

Dukandaar: G hai
Girl:
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Ok! 3 darjan de do.. :/

Ab
Girl Friends ki bhi Registration
honi chahiye..
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Pta tou chalay k
kis k naam pe kitne hain.. :P :/

Logon ne Mujh mein itni khaamiyan
nikaal di
k ab
khoobion k siwa
mere paas kuch bacha hi nahi.. ;)

Chooza apni Ammi Murghi se:
Insaanon k han bachay peda hotay
hain tou naam rakhte hain, hamari
bradri mein aisa kion nahi hota..?

Mughi jawab deti hai:
Hamari bradri mein naam marne
k baad rakhte hain
jaisy
Chicken Tikka
Chicken Boti
Chicken Qorma
Chicken Karahi
Chicken Malai, wagera wagera.. :P :D

Dear Costumer!
Apnin tamam Girlfriends ki Biometric
 tasdeeq karwain..
City Name:
Mobile Number:
Ghar ka Address:
College ka name:
likh kar
mere number par SMS bejhain
wo bhi bilkul muft.. ;)

Girl: Aaj Ammi ne mujhe tumhare
sath Bike par jatay dekh lya..

Boy: Ohh shit! phir kya huwa..?

Girl:
Rikshay k paise wapis le liye
hamari bohat he sakht family hai.. :/ :D

Aankhon mein nami thi
aur Vitamins ki kami thi..

Jis se sari raat baat ki
Wo Girl Friend Ki Ammi thi.. :P
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O Shittt

Na Janay
Kitne Azeem Log Hain Woh Jo

Okay ko k
Happy Birthday ko HBD
Get Well Soon ko GWS
Likh kar
apna qeemti waqt bachate hain.. :P