*Budha Budhi ki dilchasp kahani*

1 Budha aaya
sath mein 1 budhi laya

Hotel mein ja k
1 waiter ko bulaya

Dono ne apna apna order
mangaya

Pehlay Budhay ne khaya
aur Budhi ne pankha hilaya

Phir Budhi ne khaya
Budhay ne pankha hilaya

Yeh dekh k
Waiter sharmaya or usne farmaya

Ay Laila Majnu k
Maa Baap
Tum dono mein itna piyar hai tou
khana ek sath kion nahi khaya?

Is par Budhay ne farmaya
'Jaani' tera sawal tou naik hai

Par hamare paas 'Daanto ka set'
sirf 1 hay.. :P :P