MQM:
Ye pakro parchi hum khaal lene aenge, Samjhe tum?

Aadmi:
Par hum tou qurbani nahi karte khaal kahan se denge?

MQM:
Jhoot mat bolo tumhare ghar se dumbay ki
bha bha bha ki awazen aa rahi hain..

Aadmi:
Aray wo dumbay ki awazen nahi hain,
Altaf bhai ka khitab Radio pe chal raha hai.. |D